I'm not gonna say no to square if it's offered to me but I'm gonna wonder why someone chose to cut it that way

that John Carter movie didn't really flop any harder than anything Jared Leto has done but they still exiled poor Tim Riggins to the moon over it

it's ridiculous how good it is

with the appropriate amount of embarrassed contrition I just need to say that this shit rules and absolutely clears anything you'll get at Starbucks or Dunkin

Lost films are a known part of film history and unfortunately it’s inevitable that games are going to have their own lost video games category in the future. I take a look at this and why we should address it.

#gamesky #videogames #retro #history #substack

"yeah, go to work, idiot. I'll be here eating and sleeping all day"

finally picked up Vampire Survivors?

figures (that's rather convincing slop though)

what? what parallel universe did this happen in?

even for a Republican there is something especially rancid about him. like 90% of his shtick is essentially parroting Trump or other top GOP shitheads, but there's just something about Vance that makes it seem so much more odious. he really does have all the charm of chlamydia

old secret of Belgian monks!

work night beer because sometimes you just need a little treat

I love this little guy so much.

oh buddy I don't think that barrel has a bottom

dudes just pay an actual human sex worker to sext with you. you're helping someone pay their bills and not destroying acres of rainforest to nut

I do feel like virtually every group chat I've ever been part of or privy to has some element of mutually assured destruction but it's usually because we're shit talking a mutual acquaintance/co-worker/friend's partner who can't see it, not because we're embracing extremist hate speech

no! I don't! I don't fucking want to see that! at no point in my viewing of Game Of Thrones did I ever think "the thing this is really missing is an actress that's been dead for 60 years"! I certainly don't want to burn through enough energy to power Madagascar for the next five years to see it!

Making jokes on social media is awesome, because you'll get whiplash between hilarious replies from some of the cleverest people in the world, and also bewildered replies from people who have never before heard of the concept of humor

the first two, I think

Caught in the act again 😂

I bought it on Prime for like $3 years ago, but I think it's free on YouTube if you can tolerate the ads

it holds up shockingly well too

I love the way this goes from silly to terrifying. the old man is unsettling but the ghost pirates scared the shit out of me when I was little. no reason for a Garfield special to go this hard in the paint

they could never make me hate you