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Goosey 🔞

Goosey 🔞

@lemonlulu.bsky.social

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Girl, 2003, 18+ only. All characters in my art are over the age of 18 and consent. I sometimes post Eridan x Cronus stuff but I do not support or find it cute. To learn more about me I made this: https://gooseyisaweirdo.straw.page/

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Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 2h

Cronus Ampora is in my walls.

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 5h

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 5h

my bfs my most prolific contributor. he drew an eridan

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 5h

hellooo :))

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 5h

I GOT A SHRIMP 🤯

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 12h

I also barely remember the tf2 lore so this is a little different i guess

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 12h

Feferi is the empress, she has instated the culling policy and it sucks. She is kind of out of touch and subtly condescending, she also doesn’t even see all the crime going on within the underbelly of her planet. She wears pale makeup as do the young trolls she culls directly herself To show status.

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 12h

Terezi is Vriska’s matesprite and would later get involved with the meth empire, and it would ruin her life. She would fall down a self destructive spiral and cheat on Vriska with Gamzee, who made her sing happy birthday mister president in the cringiest scene known to man.

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 12h

Kanaya works for someone very secretive, who is in charge of all the mercenaries, who are fighting between two secretive corporations. She is hard working and a bit of a busybody. She’s also gay for the person she’s working for.

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 12h

I forgot to give them ancestor names so bear with me lol

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 12h

Little is known about gamzee, besides that he likes to set things on fire.

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 12h

Sollux was hired as a mercenary due to his engineering smarts and expertise. He would later escape this line of work in favor of a slightly more stable existence, and was actually the most against the life of crime out of anyone, as he saw it could lead to bad things, and people getting hurt.

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 12h

Nepeta became a soldier and got serious lead poisoning which made her get kicked out of the army, but due to her brain damage she still thought she was fighting a war. They would end up hiring her instead as a mercenary.

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 12h

Vriska was normal for a while and had a normal matespriteship with Terezi, but things went foul when she took up mercenary work and later on began a meth empire with Tavros all behind Terezi’s back. This work was very deadly and Vriska died doing that, which proved it to be quite deadly.

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 12h

Tavros also took up mercenary work but would eventually abandon this line of duty in favor of a life of working with Vriska on her meth empire. This lifestyle would prove itself deadly, leading to Vriska’s death, but Tavros was able to make it out alive and live free and happy.

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 12h

Equius has a heavy weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds.

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 13h

Aradia became a doctor but promptly lost her medical liscence for stealing a man’s skeleton. She would end up taking secret mercenary work to get by, and avoid getting culled. The reason the beforan trolls never speak of their ancestors besides meenah is due to their secretive lives of crime.

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 13h

Karkat chose the ultimate life of anonymity to avoid getting culled, and became a spy. He wore eye contacts to hide the color of his eyes.

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 13h

going from left to right

Eridan crash landed in troll austrailia and obtained ahab’s crosshairs, which he used to become a professional assassin, he would end up giving up this work and life of crime in favor of a more peaceful life. Legend has it that he secretly was also a drag queen.

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 13h

Lore thread

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 13h

My beforan ancestor designs

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 13h

My beforan ancestor designs

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 21h

I will design my own eventually maybe 🤯if they look like doodoo fard thats because theres a non zero chance my first go at making them is going to be a joke

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LibetsDelae 🧿 @libetsdelae.bsky.social · 21h

I think this is a good response and honestly how they should be taken. Do what makes you happy forever. #homestuck

Discord mod Vibri from the Official Homestuck server:

andrew hardly sees these as important/canon anyways. they didn't exist until this week, and went through a lot of very different design iterations. these were just supposed to be fun theory crafting ideas and honestly they would prefer people make their own ideas for them anyways

thats kind of the point of never having shown them, if it didn't win the poll they would've never been designed they were hardly ever even thought about prior to this either. if people don't like them that's okay! these are just as made up as your own heascanons.

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 21h

I giggled thats such a good way to describe them. Took me back to my days at the scholastic book fair! 💕

Goosey 🔞 @lemonlulu.bsky.social · 22h

I wrote ten of them