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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 5h

INCREDIBLE photo of you. Look at your skin!!!

Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 10h

Handsome boy. It’s interesting—he is the exact same as my two void boys, but I could absolutely tell them all apart. Black cat family magic, I guess

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 1d

When your printer runs out if ink

Three black cats laying in an identical row, and then one Siamese facing an opposite direction

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 22h

At least 6

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 1d

@bencollins.bsky.social and I had a lovely chat with @indiewire.com.web.brid.gy about the fact that we do, in fact, deserve nice things if we want to make them

www.indiewire.com/features/int...

The Onion Is Making Mockumentaries for Real Americans with ‘Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile’

Onion CEO Ben Collins and CMO Leila Brillson tell IndieWire about its cinematic night of film at the movies. Epstein: Bad Pedophile."

www.indiewire.com

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 1d

When your printer runs out if ink

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 1d

At night they are too busy turning my bed into a roman orgy (in that they have a vomitorium)

Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 1d

No regard for laws

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 1d

They are ill intentioned.

Two black cats laying dangerously across a steep set of wooden steps

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 1d

The cats are plotting to kill me again

Two black cats laying on steep wooden steps

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 4d

Media, don’t do deep dives into the people behind the frog suits.

I do not want to milkshake duck the frog suits.

They are the one nice thing we have.

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Kurella De'vil is in the Details @kurellian.bsky.social · 5d

my mother and my father, both former journalists for BIG BIG places, each have a paper subscription to The Onion. they love it. they think it's the best thing they get in the mail.

anyway, if you want real fun things in the mail, maybe also subscribe to The Onion.

membership.theonion.com

Join The Onion

Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.

membership.theonion.com

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 6d

Kickstart this children’s book Rob, it is the only way

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 8d

DEAD MAN’S BONES RULES

ceej @ceej.online · Oct 7

it is genuinely hilarious that one of hollywood’s most bankable stars put everything on hold to produce an almost completely unmarketable halloween record that had next to no impact on the culture

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 9d

Are you here for work?

Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 9d

You know, landing doesn’t scare me

But you want me to take off? Absolutely not

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 9d

Charli vs Taylor is my own personal Ta-Nehesi vs Ezra

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 11d

Here's a picture of @kaylapekkala.com and @leilza.bsky.social from earlier

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 11d

Ready for a night of cinema with @theonion.com

The Onion's Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile

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David @dwmatl.social · 11d

@bencollins.bsky.social Just got out of watching Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile (I was watching it with my Mom and we both weren't really interested in watching Sex House) and THANK YOU for FINALLY exposing the truth about Epstein!

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 12d

The legendary Balboa in San Fransisco has added another showing:

www.balboamovies.com/calendar-of-...

The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of Film At The Movies @ 4:30 PM — CINEMASF

America’s Finest News Source is proud to resuscitate the dying medium of film with a double-feature presentation beginning with their latest investigative documentary. Featuring never-before-seen interviews and footage, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile succeeds where hundreds of previous documentar

www.balboamovies.com

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 12d

Haha I did the thing with my name we used to do on twitter. Do the thing with your name, do it

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 12d

We’re Running Out Of Time If We Still Want To Kill And Eat Jane Goodall

theonion.com/we-re-runnin...

We’re Running Out Of Time If We Still Want To Kill And Eat Jane Goodall

There’s something I’ve been meaning to bring up for a while now. I know we’ve talked about it over the years, but we’ve let ourselves get sidetracked from it for too long, and to be honest, the clock ...

theonion.com

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 13d

An incredible incredible shot.

Also confirms what we all know; the underground resistance is powered by skateboarders

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 13d

there will inevitably be a backlash against One Battle After Another as there is when everyone universally praises a thing, but

holy shit

it was so good

best film I've seen this year. and the last few months in america could have been a viral marketing stunt for it. it felt *that* urgent.

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