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ben ☯️
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(22) - he/him welcome to purgatory☕ here lies the graveyard that is my timeline: https://linktr.ee/lawfullybenjamin?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=4f1ee1eb-a7ca-4c2a-81ef-f9e58137b2eb&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaZEpxEoUTPpsbBLW_6GP7_6qrcqHlg6W1tWng
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ATTENTION KWIK-E-MART SHOPPERS ‼️
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Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Donot worry , I didnot bite her TOO harde
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In Mario & Luigi: Brothership, one of the lines a character says about Dorrie is a warning to not be its lunch. This is a reference to an infamous sign from Super Mario 64 warning of the same fate, which spawned urban legends that it would be possible to be eaten by Dorrie.
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"go to TikTok. See for yourself."
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Why would someone pay $20k for a robot controlled by a human in a remote location to do things more slowly and clumsily when the median wage for a maid or housekeeper is $33k per year, which is typically spread across 10-20 households?
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why doesn’t stuff like this ever happen in my back yard
@darthbluesky.bsky.social Thank goodness you're here, I need your advice. My neighbor, Max, is continually violating our privacy and spying on us in our backyard. I finally caught him in the act. How do I approach this situation?
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AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
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Massive win and beginning of the end for generative ai
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🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
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LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”
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I don't see a lot of people talking about this, so I want to highlight something GOOD

Billie Eilish stood in a room full of billionaires and said "you're billionaires... Why?"

She donated 11.5 MILLION DOLLARS to food equity and climate orgs, which Stephen Colbert announced to said billionaires.
Billie Eilish Calls on Billionaires to Support People in Need: 'No Hate, But Give Your Money Away'
Billie Eilish donates $11.5 million from 'Hit Me Hard and Soft' tour to charity and calls on billionaires to support people in need during hard times.
www.rollingstone.com
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A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE,
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London