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Leah (Prime) 🦊
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violating the social contract by carrying a strand bag at powell’s
George Santos becoming a prison reformer would be the funniest outcome ever
(i am selecting the “💀” button)
VIP @ Lord Huron 🏜️ 🛸
say hello to my new weird little guy
wow, butchered that:

“+ bleu cheese or Camembert is a must”
fig preserves + bleu cheese or o is a must

also dude the Trader Joe’s rosemary Marcona almonds are transcendent
pickles are the heart of excellent charcuterie imo

any shlub can make sliced ham roll ups but real ones know the art and beauty of the finely pickled vegetable: caper berries, cornichons, garlic, etc

vegetarian / vegan charcut would be a great food project
omg, finally you have posted an objectively bad take lol

charcuterie is the optimal meal with so many opportunities for creative display and pairings: little bit of many things, varying textures and flavor profiles, presented in an aesthetically pleasing fashion. pure delight

the ichiban of food 😌
it’s such a darling city and the notion that it’s a lawless war zone is ludicrous beyond comprehension lol
originally i was going to get a ponytail-pouch thing for my helmet because the hair tangles after riding are A Real Problem but i’m now 100% convinced that riding with visible babe traits keeps me safer on the road
femme privilege is when motorists see my ponytail from under my helmet and give me lots of space / drive defensively
how do these scared babies and reactionary wimps function in real life
lmao I cannot imagine the kind of fragile provincial scared-ass rube that would think Portland is anything less than a charming, cultured, and lovely city
of all the lives i’ve lived, this is the best one yet ❤️‍🔥
yes! an auspicious draw today
currently in Portland and uh, it’s as chill and cool as you’d expect (very)
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“where’s the whale? did he get the whale yet?”