Layman Ahoy
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Age: 23 | Pronouns: He/Him | Mayor of Long Life Town | I hate all manner of critter and creach. | You can donate to my Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Layman_Ahoy
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![[A page of Batman #2 (2025]
*Robin breaks the chains of his handcuffs.*
Robin "-YAHHH!"
*Police Officer 1 and 2 look into the back of the prison transport van*
Police Officer 1: "Son of $@#!&-- --the kid got free."
Police Officer 2: "What? How'd he--"
Police Officer 1: "Look out!"
*The van skids for a moment before hitting Batspikes on the road*
(Batspikes- Tire Deflation, Traffic Deterrent)
*The tires of the van are punctured*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g3camwfsgbi5xcm4t4ijwgwx/bafkreif6qztuzjbiiixlwu5dm5jgctlsshs7qdpxnni3yceqclqnog6f64@jpeg)
![[A page from Batman #2 (2025)]
*we see Robin's face from Batman's perspective as he comes into focus, and his words fade in.*
Robin: "Batman, you still with me?"
*Batman strains and rubs his neck in pain. He is still dizzy.*
Batman: "Hh." "Yes."
*Batman is is sitting in an alley against a wall.*
Robin: "Man, you really got your bell rung. We gotta *go*. More *cops* incoming."
*Robin supports Batman as he stands up.*
Batman: "Okay. Might throw up."
Robin: "Well, don't. I'll tell Damian and you'll never hear the end of it."
*Batman and Robin limp past the bleeding body of Police Officer 1.*
Robin: "Patched him up best I could. He'll hold on 'til the EMTs get here.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g3camwfsgbi5xcm4t4ijwgwx/bafkreiepdr2yzng3i3vcbiz5aiwmyugc2tswo2cyywzqmkjwxxwsrbfmn4@jpeg)
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