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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 8h

It does appear to as slow-mo in the music video

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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 8h

Meme discovered from @wildest.lesbian.cat 💛

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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 8h

If i had a single ounce of tech skills I would build a bot to post this in the comment of every single “this I the funeral scene, isn’t it” post.

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gemm❤️‍🔥☄️ @wildest.lesbian.cat · 19h

we've reached the funeral scene

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Haylea🩷💜💙 @hereticforhypatia.bsky.social · 9h

Im rewatching Agatha All Along and got to episode 4: if i cant reach you then let my song teach you. The one about Alice's mom's version of the witches road being a protection spell then Alice breaking the generational curse. I know weve talked about this ep before but just look at teen's coat.

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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 8h

Okay, but my 8yo is obsessed with that show and I swear it connects but thought I was nuts.

Selena alone makes it possibly pertinent.

Also- cancelled has heavy overlaps with the Wednesday show. Thematically and musically.

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Fynn @kaisarion13.swifties.social · 12h

The mic was ON

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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 8h

“And to my kids I leave thirteen cents”.

If her kids are her albums, this means she betrays them in the end in favor of her own interests- a pussy sanctuary.

Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 8h

Her albums are her children.
She has said this repeatedly.

She *used* to live with ghosts. They were the ghosts of her children- the lost masters.

She said on the podcast that she had to structure her entire life to avoid crossing paths with her old music because it was so 🧵

a woman in a striped shirt is crawling on the floor in a dark room

ALT: a woman in a striped shirt is crawling on the floor in a dark room

media.tenor.com

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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 8h

I wonder if that line is also connected to every time she “blocks” other artists in the charts?

The whole block is literally her.

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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 8h

I don’t believe the timelines we’ve been given so that seems possible to me.

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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 8h

emotionally devastating. She lived with ghosts haunting her.

She protected the family, and now there aren’t ghosts in her home.

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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 8h

Her albums are her children.
She has said this repeatedly.

She *used* to live with ghosts. They were the ghosts of her children- the lost masters.

She said on the podcast that she had to structure her entire life to avoid crossing paths with her old music because it was so 🧵

a woman in a striped shirt is crawling on the floor in a dark room

ALT: a woman in a striped shirt is crawling on the floor in a dark room

media.tenor.com

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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 8h

I would die of embarrassment if I ever was the center of their attention 🫠

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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 10h

stitch from the movie lilo and stitch is crying while covering his eyes with his hands .

ALT: stitch from the movie lilo and stitch is crying while covering his eyes with his hands .

media.tenor.com

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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 10h

Did you say something only a man could? Tone deaf and hot- let’s fucking off her.

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letícia🍉 @leti.bsky.social · 11h

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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 10h

Ooh! Thank you! I didn’t catch this one. I know there’s dozens others I missed, but I was assembling this quickly in a rage.

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idk @idkman159.swifties.social · 11h

I just saw a headline about the co-founder of Reddit (he isn’t CEO of it anymore and I know of him bc he’s married to Serena is big into women’s sports investing) say he believes in the dead internet theory so 🙃

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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 10h

I’m not sure if I could find it again but I read an article about how when a specific area of Russia- and its military base- lose power, Reddit engagement drops to a fraction of what it is otherwise. I think it was 80%.

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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 11h

I don’t know legal stuff at all, but I wonder if there’s a way for her lawyers to basically tell this person “shut the fuck up, correct what you said, never utter her name again. Or else.”

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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 11h

Short answer- someone made it up to make money on ad revenue and has since fessed up.

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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 11h

Thank you.

Also, I’m not even surprised.

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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 11h

Continuing to add on: the person who started all this admitted to doing so to go viral to pay her rent.

And a bunch if people jumped on a chance to use some confirmation bias.

bsky.app/profile/lave...

Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 11h

Wait. I need the receipts soooo bad. WHO admitted to this??? 😏

❤️‍🔥Stella🔥 @imidnightrosei.swifties.social · 11h

accusing someone of being a n*zi to pay for rent is fucking wild

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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 11h

Chances are it’s a mass bot campaign against him like we’re seeing against others. And they’ve likely got multiple talking points they’re trying to get to take root.

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Lavender Guitar @lavenderguitar.bsky.social · 11h

Wait. I need the receipts soooo bad. WHO admitted to this??? 😏

❤️‍🔥Stella🔥 @imidnightrosei.swifties.social · 11h

accusing someone of being a n*zi to pay for rent is fucking wild

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