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@lauralite28.bsky.social

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30 . she/her . school counselor, cat mom, folk witch 🏳️‍🌈🐈‍⬛️✨️

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laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · Sep 1

gonna start a thread where I list things that I have to explain to my offline, 41-year old boyfriend. so far today: labubus and nyan cat

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laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 12h

thank you!!

laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 12h

thankfully it was a false alarm but it was v scary

laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 12h

our school went into a real lockdown and I was alone with a class and had to make sure they were all quiet and calm and safe and it was terrifying!!! so I had them eat their snacks while we waited it out but holy shit

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laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 22h

me after love yourself fr

laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 1d

stayed up past my bedtime to finish Slewfoot

A cat with very wide eyes sitting in the moonlight

laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 1d

while I was off today, I guess two of our second graders got caught counterfeiting the paper tickets we use as currency/rewards for good behavior at school 😂

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laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 1d

watching caseoh play Spookie Dookie

meme of a stick figure guy staring intensely at a computer monitor

laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 2d

you cared enough to write a reply 🤷🏼‍♀️

laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 2d

my brain imagining how Dorian Gray speaks to Alan Campbell

a ground squirrel is standing in the grass with its mouth open and the word alan behind it .

ALT: a ground squirrel is standing in the grass with its mouth open and the word alan behind it .

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laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 3d

eep

laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 3d

❤️❤️❤️

laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 3d

blep

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laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 3d

gorgeous gorgeous girl 🥺

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laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 4d

carved pumpkins with my sister today

a pumpkin with stars and moon, a pumpkin with a funny face, and a pumpkin with the elmo and flames meme carved into it

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laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 4d

the best sign from today

a sign with a picture of a cat knocking over the republican elephant symbol

laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 4d

side 2!

A sign that says the only orange monarch we want is a butterfly

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laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 4d

side 1!

A sign that says Fund public schools and sp.ed., our students are our future

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laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 5d

anyone else going to a protest tomorrow? are you making a sign?? what will it say??? (looking for ideas for one side of mine)

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laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 6d

is it my venus in gemini or is it attachment trauma

a frame from valerie and her week of wonders; valerie is being burned at the stake and sticking her tongue out

laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 7d

I need a new ringtone any suggestions??? (maybe just joe going "wahhh" do we have a compilation of that somewhere)

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laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 7d

I have 2 therapists (🤪) who have both suggested that I stop going into work super early like I typically do, so maybe I should actually try that

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laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 8d

got our betta fish today!! he loves his big new tank already. kids are currently voting on a name; so far the winner is Josh Allen 👀

laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 8d

one of my students made me a bracelet with the initials BFFD on it. she said it means "best friend forever" and just liked the "d" bc it was the only gold bead but what do y'all think it means???

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laura @lauralite28.bsky.social · 11d

😭 my fave show