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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter
@lasuiter.bsky.social
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Coffee, puns, and disdain. When not having a difficulty, I'm in a row.
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 5h
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 5h
Your Los Angeles Dodgers are 3-0 in the NLCS!
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 7h
The reaper has come for Ace Frehley.
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 8h
It was a Munster mash.
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 8h
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 11h
The Diplomat season 3 is here!
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 13h
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 13h
We could only watch one Stooge.
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 14h
FAFO, you racist lump of moldy paste.
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 14h
File that under things that never happened. Virulent antisemitism fuels the worst propaganda. She's as believable as Tara Reade.
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 1d
PTSD from all the postseason heartbreaks going back 30 years.

The average fan could definitely not afford tickets.
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 1d
The jokes just write themselves.
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 1d
Which ties into my oft-repeated rants about the conglomerate ownership of local news outlets and their insidious right-wing manipulation of content.

Anyway, welcome back! A Portia-less Bluesky is a dull Bluesky. 😁
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 1d
I can verify that the promo spots for one of the local news channels decontextualized it to the point that you couldn't discern if the LAC vote was to protect people from, or to abet the feds. The purpose of the emergency declaration was obscured, except that it was tied to immigration raids.
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 2d
Maybe we'll get paneer the end of these puns soon. 🤓
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 2d
Nikki will think we've had Emmental breakdown when she sees these tomorrow. 😂
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 2d
It's exactly what happened to the Mariners starter the other night, who was brilliant after giving up his first pitch to a HR. But Yamamoto was terrible in his previous start and I had my reasons.
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 2d
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 2d
The initial Brewer HR was an unpleasant jolt that caused me to be edgy until Kiké's double. Then it was a delicate optimism after that.
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 2d
Your Los Angeles Dodgers are 2-0 in the NLCS. 🤩
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 2d
Rest well and feel better! Good night! 💛
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 2d
I almost feel bad for the thread Jack!
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 2d
Just how long can we string cheese puns? 🤔
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 2d
My aim is to be the GOAT of cheese puns!
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 2d
That made me laugh until I was bleu. 😁 💙
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