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Notice something else unusual about the Portland protests? In all the previous ones, proud boys and their buddies invariably showed up to sucker punch people on the periphery who had their backs turned, and to start brawls.
They aren't there now.
The reason why seems obvious: they joined ICE.
laresidenttourist.bsky.social
Notice something else unusual about the Portland protests? In all the previous ones, proud boys and their buddies invariably showed up to sucker punch people on the periphery who had their backs turned, and to start brawls.
They aren't there now.
The reason why seems obvious: they joined ICE.
laresidenttourist.bsky.social
Can they do this during one of Mike's press conferences?
laresidenttourist.bsky.social
You know these were reminding me of appearances by the trump baby balloon, which made magats mad enough to run up and stab them. Then it occurred to me: where are all the proud boys, who used to show up at every protest to punch women and small men? What are they afraid of? Or did they all join ICE.
laresidenttourist.bsky.social
Andy Ngo's favorite words are "antifa" and "violent." With this latest tirade about animal costumes, his trademark 'reportage' isn't really sticking.
🤡😆

#ICE #trump #Portland #Chicago #protests
laresidenttourist.bsky.social
Prominent maga propagandist Andy Ngo trying so hard to make antifa muppets seem dangerous is very, very funny.

The silly protest costumes are WORKING. ✔️

#ICE #trump #fascism #Portland #Chicago
michaelehayden.bsky.social
Very serious person Andy Ngo has now been reduced to pleading with his audience to please please PLEASE take the dancing antifa muppets seriously
Andy ngo mad at Portland street animals
laresidenttourist.bsky.social
Californian wins the World Championship title for biggest pumpkin with a gourd tipping the scale at 2,346 pounds.
(Did you know they can grow over 50 pounds a day??)
apnews.com/article/cali...

#Halloween #pumpkins
laresidenttourist.bsky.social
Asha Rangappa's excellent explainer on the slippery slope we're riding here. Must watch:
youtu.be/kQPPdZz9kEY?...
laresidenttourist.bsky.social
On a "good" day he still looks like hammered shit.
laresidenttourist.bsky.social
Can't they ever sass him back, just once? Everyone is sick of these insults and lies, just spewed with abandon like a malicious fifth grader.
laresidenttourist.bsky.social
I went to an October wedding in NJ once and got to tour most of New England from the back seat of a tiny car, craning to see the foliage. Mostly I remember the engaged couple in the front seat arguing over what was "peak" or not.
The bride to be would point at a patch of red and yell "That's PEAK!"😬
laresidenttourist.bsky.social
Just a pooch and his pal. It's nice :)
laresidenttourist.bsky.social
One of the worst things about this whole business is a nationwide celebration of cruelty, led by the cruelest wretch of all, one who is likened to a saint sent by god. People of faith, have you forgotten the teachings of Jesus?
laresidenttourist.bsky.social
Remember all that trump junk they used to hawk on late night TV? Like the talking Trumpy Bear and the even dumber Trumpy Fish?
I wanted to alter and resell stuff like this, recording new phrases. I could think of lots of rude things for them to say. 😆
laresidenttourist.bsky.social
Where'd that weird link come from? Probably some commie stuff caused by immigrants.
laresidenttourist.bsky.social
Lee sure gets peevish about patriotic matters. The song has an undercurrent of grievance, too.
And he didn't just try to claim ownership of the words "God bless the USA" he acts like America itself is his intellectual property. (Sort of like how trump thinks the U.S. is real estate he owns now.)
U.S.is
laresidenttourist.bsky.social
"But at least I know I'm free"
(top three stupidest lyrics ever)
laresidenttourist.bsky.social
OAN I think, if that even counts as news.
laresidenttourist.bsky.social
There's no "yes, but" here, all of these are true.
Asha Rangappa explains it really well in this video and her substack - the slippery slope of trump bending "war on terror" laws to designate ordinary criminals (anyone he feels like) as terrorists, therefore legitimate military targets. 1/2