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lalonde.bsky.social
phantasmAgaric 🦑
@lalonde.bsky.social
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native tocharian b speaker. mycorrhizal mech pilot prodigy. the earth sphere's foremost eunuch rights activist
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 10d
yeah i'm fucking bisexual aren't i
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 8h
everyone is too intimidated by how effortlessly approachable i am to talk to me :(
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 9h
i don't even need filler this is bullshit
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 9h
i've not eaten, taken, or drunk anything new recently!!!
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 9h
okay my lower lip is now twice the size of normal what the fuck is going on
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 14h
the era of the DINK (dual incomes no kids) is over. the age of the DINK (dual incomes nine kittens) is now upon us
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 14h
nixon's last meal as president (pineapple and cottage cheese with a glass of milk)
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 14h
i get crushes like once every three years so it's really annoying whenever they get used up on people who are probably unavailable!!!
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 15h
i'm so sorry this keeps happening to you, may. nobody deserves to be treated this way but least of all you
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 15h
🍂😚🪱🍂
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 15h
for what it's the robot looks like napoleon and shoots roses. whether that makes it more or less understandable is really up to you
it's. it's a gundam that looks like napoleon. a french guy wants to fuck it
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 15h
okay but can he be my best friend though
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16h
okay fine i'll admit it. the french guy in g gundam having a beautiful princess throwing herself at him but only having eyes for his robot is a really good bit
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16h
so are the neo countries in g gundam the national stereotype theme park space colonies or the same territories as the current counties but in the future. it feels really inconsistent so far
a map of eastern europe with the white sea circled, with the text "So, in the meantime, he wants you to go to Neo Russia first."
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16h
i think it's conceptually really funny to decide to be less of a homebody and then spontaneously die a week and a half later as a result
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16h
okay so first question. has anyone here got pins and needles in their tongue and lips as a covid symptom. second question. if so has it made you die permanently
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 18h
they're also the kind of thing you'd hope being on 60mg of lisdexamfetamine would help with!!
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 19h
"no take only throw" but "no do only happen" and also the dog is foaming at the mouth
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 19h
really feels like "too bored to do anything" shouldn't be a valid brain state for anything more neurologically complex than a nematode worm. and YET
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 20h
awwwww pike this is so sweet :)
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 21h
exactly one attestation of "octolemma" on this website until this moment
searching octolemma on bsky turns up exactly one post, listing eight english words with surprising toponymic etymologies – tangerine, suede, jeans, spa, bungalow, canary, magenta, and neanderthal
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 22h
thinking of her again chat
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 22h
arranging a sampling platter of thwacking relics and scoring them by balance, firmness, holiness, authenticity, and comedy value
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 22h
i'm going to bonk you with a plank of the true cross
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 22h
being an idle generalist dilettante has a whole lot of downsides but it's unmatched for being able to engage with cute nerds at a significantly higher level than the average laywoman whilst still being unfamiliar enough to have a bunch of questions :)
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 22h
just want to make sure the juice is worth the squeeze while it's still not too late
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