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Christopher Boffoli

@lalo97.bsky.social

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Writer, Photographer, Journalist, Filmmaker. Based in Seattle, USA. Sometimes I sue large media companies who participate in the exploitation of my work. Best known for images of tiny people on food. http://www.bigappetites.net

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Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 16h

As a lifelong Apple user (since 1978) I feel this. In recent years they've added so many complexities, watering down the intuitive quality of their operating systems that were previously their hallmark.

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Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 16h

Really not in sync with the slant of this week's show. Not on board w/ blaming law enforcement for criminal degenerates who flee traffic stops. In 2025 every vehicle could be electronically disabled from fleeing police. Why do we even sell cars that can go so far over the highest US speed limit?

Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 1d

He went in to the cosmetic dentist and said "Gimme the high beams."

Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 1d

And when your terminal illness takes your life I guess it means you just didn't pray hard enough or it was all part of "god's plan."

Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 2d

It's disturbing that it is essentially better in America to be rich and corrupt than poor and good.

Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 4d

30 seconds. That's how long it takes to swear in a new member of Congress.

Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 4d

Trumpkin: Freakishly orange, hollow, ugly, and rotten to the core.

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Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 4d

What will they care? Our Paleozoic government are completely unequipped to regulate them in any way. Amazon will always find a way to exploit people (and IP) for profit.

Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 4d

Flight attendant: "Is there a doctor on the plane?"
Passenger: "Yes. I am."
Flight attendant: "What is your specialty?"
Passenger: "I have a PhD in Mathematics."
Flight attendant: "This isn't a joke! A man is having a heart attack and needs help.
Passenger: "Well OK, then minus one?

Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 5d

CBS News founder Bill Paley was excluded from NYC area private clubs simply because he was Jewish. If he were alive he'd no doubt weep to see bigotry endure. How far his beloved news organization has descended.

Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 5d

He died with more than 1,000 patents. How many do you have?

Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 5d

Quelle surprise that when America is down all Europeans can think to do is kick us in the ribs some more.

Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 6d

I'm fully expecting for cholesterol to get him before the pen does.

Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 6d

"I don't know why NY can't do that"

All the things Sean Duffy doesn't know could fill a book.

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Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 10d

"We have so much in common. We both like soup. And talking or not talking. We could talk or not talk forever."

Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 10d

Make Corruption Great Again.

Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 10d

This! The Office of Citizen is (intended to be) the highest in the land.

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Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 11d

Yes! The office of citizen is (by law) the highest in the land. But it only works if we show up. 36% of eligible voters not voting in the last presidential election helped to get the orange monster reelected.

Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 11d

He keeps saying contrails, not chemtrails. Are they really going to squander heaps of money getting to the bottom of the fact that combustion produces water vapor? 🤦🏽

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Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 11d

When I worked at my college radio station, sometimes the on-air DJ would be the only one in the studio in the wee hours of morning. So if one had to step away from the console to use the loo, we had a long-play version of Tainted love (I think it was 10 minutes long) to prevent dead air.

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Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 11d

In his spare time left over from dismantling our democracy.

Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 11d

Yes. I suspect it is. Having lived in Vermont, I can tell you that there generally aren't just hay bales and pumpkins stacked along the side of the road.

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Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 11d

Really amazed that corruption of any kind is being scrutinized at this point. Especially with FBI agents doing the work of municipal beat cops.

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Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 11d

Clicked this fully expecting it was an architect's rendering of part of the orange philistine's new gaudy ballroom.

Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 12d

Maybe the mosquitos can duke it out for supremacy with the infernal midges (lúsmý) in Iceland.