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Lady Penni
@ladypenni.bsky.social
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She/her. Ally. Love books, comedy, cats, dogs, exhibits, food, TV, movies, writing. Beep. This is an OFMD safe space ship. Secondhand smoke is no joke.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · Nov 7
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1m
They've been putting out daily articles on #Taika this week with the exact same picture and virutally the same stuff. God love them. www.newsbytesapp.com/news/enterta...
5 storytelling secrets that make Taika Waititi unforgettable
Taika Waititi's storytelling style is a unique blend of humor, heart, and cultural insight
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 4h
Existing and aging. Welcome, sister!
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 4h
G. Cranky and tired. Over everyone’s BS.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 15h
Yeah, that is not where you want to pull skin.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 15h
Me bugging Samba when he originally posted about making a batch like a month and a half ago.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 15h
I love how I always feel like I’ve walked into the middle of a conversation you’re having.

I’m gonna just give you the general warning of being careful with double sided tit tape.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 18h
I’m obsessed with Geeky Teas jasmine tea. It comes in a green bag and has a sticker on it that’s an animated photo of actress Karen David as Jasmine from Once Upon a Time.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 21h
Same people that keep coming up with weird Oreo flavors.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 21h
Come clean my place and be high on life.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 22h
I’m wearing my first sweater of the season but it’ll be 81 by Saturday. False Fall today. Still Summer tomorrow.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 22h
Tell him to get you this one.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d
Be kind to my friend, please.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d
🫂

Um, you can google it. I’m not gonna write it here in public. Lol.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d
Wow.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d
Do it!
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d
Happy birthday!!!
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d
Unless he answers to the name Keanu, Taika, or Momoa, I don’t want to share a shower with anyone.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d
I won’t even tell you that a certain part of your body actually disappears. Gone forevermore. Not a bad thing, but weird once you realize it.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d
I went to London and Paris with a carry-on bag, and came home with a suitcase, because I kept buying books at every place we stopped at. Like an idiot.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d
I don’t know what that Millipede-looking thing is, but I’m so sorry you have to move. Good luck with your next house.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d
A. Thousand. Legged. What.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d
Well, they are in a cult, so it tracks.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d
Can you imagine 200 years from now when archaeologists are digging, and they open up coffins, and there are just chunks of plastic where the skull and boobs should be?
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah, my statement stands.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d
My bedroom is one big cringe.