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Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 2d

Had to pause eating my dinner while reading this because it made me laugh too much.

Vagina Museum @vaginamuseum.bsky.social · 2d

The human pelvic floor has a couple of very important jobs. First and foremost, is keeping your internal organs inside you. The other is ensuring that peeing and pooing stays under your control.

Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 2d

Ooh I had missed this but it's on my list now 😊

Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 4d

This is fascinating. I would love to know if any of his recipes still survive.

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Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 5d

I found this in the Chinese supermarket earlier. I didn't know this was an option, but now I do! (It's lovely!) #carrotpickle

A jar of carrot pickle sitting on my wooden kitchen side. Behind it there is a whole lot of kitchen mess.

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Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 5d

Hang on, this is his dating profile? Sweetheart, delete the profile, find some hobbies and don't come back for at least 6 months.

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Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 6d

We can see you now!

Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 6d

Alternatively

a r2d2 robot is standing in the sand near a rock

Alt: a r2d2 robot is standing in the sand near a rock then falls on his face

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Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 6d

a group of minions are standing next to each other on a purple background .

Alt: a group of minions are cheering next to each other on a purple background. Text says dance party

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Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 8d

Ooh I listened at lunchtime. I could use this as an excuse to listen again. Not that I need one! (I have recently listening to the @hotgpod.bsky.social episodes covering the same period, so was familiar with the timeline already. Looking forward to the deep dive over the coming weeks!)

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Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 9d

Yep. They knew the words at least... But that's a low bar.

Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 10d

That actually makes sense... I have been butt like this by a sheep before. (A very small sheep with no horns luckily, but still!)

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Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 10d

Fucking hell. He is living his best life, but I am glad to be watching him do it from a safe distance ❤️

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Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 13d

No voice this morning and my dancing muscles are grumpy but it was so very worth it. If anyone needs me I might be resting my eyes....

Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 13d

Taking photos at gigs with a shitty camera phone is hard. But not as hard as getting up in the morning and making sure everyone goes to school 🤣. Cat Empire were amazing as always. And I might be a Lowdown Brass Band convert. #thecatempire #lowdownbrassband

A photo zoomed in on just 2 members of the cat empire. Felix is on the right of the picture, playing the guitar and looking at Lazaro who is playing his trumpet. Felix is all in black, while Lazaro is wearing a orange patterned shirt.

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Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 15d

No. the dentist won't do the treatment if the child doesn't consent.

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Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 16d

A cable tie or cut off bit of packing tape is always the winner here. No need for cats to be indoors here (in most circumstances) so they also bring in their own sticks from outside. I am only required for opening the cat food, turning the heating on and providing fusses.

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Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 18d

Is it even Drag Race Espagna if we don't all have a good cry? (Need to track down the lipsync song tomorrow and look up the lyrics properly. I want sub titles for the songs too... I try my best but my Spanish isn't that good yet.)

Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 18d

Never too old for chocolate buttons ❤️

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Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 20d

Actual peanuts? I am not sure how I feel about that....

Alice Tyson @ladybirduk.bsky.social · 22d

I am not sure if I am a hungry caterpillar or a hungry hippo today. The hungry part is a no brainer but will it be cocoon or rampage? Only time will tell.