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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 28m

There’s a trending song on TikTok where you show off your Halloween costume but the song was famously used on SYTYCD and that’s all I can think of.

Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 51m

Precious baby!

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 56m

I love this!

Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 15h

It's like "did I forgot how to walk?"

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 15h

The final result

Coming off a treadmill is a wild feeling, it’s like when you’re riding on a boat lol

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 21h

Oh no! I normally don’t have motion sickness problems so hopefully that’s not a problem, but I do have concerns over max weight as I’m JUST over the supposed max.

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 22h

I love that you know that just based on this picture lol

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 22h

This is so much bigger than what I thought I was buying, this was only 160 dollars lol

I thought this would be like lightweight and movable lol

My “walking pad” covered in styrofoam and cardboard

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 23h

Anxiety is so stupid, what do you mean I feel like I’m supposed to be doing something or the world is going to end?

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 1d

I know very little context but I saw a clip from Dragula on TikTok and I’ll be saying “call the bitch’s mom” for a while

Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 1d

Costume party theme: Michael Kors describing a dress on Project Runway.

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 1d

I wish my walking pad would get here already it’s starting to get cold and rainy and I can’t go on walks :(

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 2d

Plus I already know everything about the next promo and don’t feel like smile and nodding as he tells me shit I already know. My boss doesn’t though, she never comes to the store, she could probably use it lol

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 2d

Our corporate representative group texted me and my boss today asking if we could meet tomorrow to go over the next promo but tomorrow is my day off so I just ignored it, so I hope nothing comes of that lol

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 3d

Not Snoopy with a pimple

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 3d

I tested out the makeup for the look and it didn't turn out that awful!

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 3d

What do you mean Shaney they’re obviously modeling

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 4d

What if I went to work on Halloween as a raccoon? 👀🦝

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 5d

Accidentally used my bosses card to buy skincare lol 😬

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 5d

It seems fairly obvious who’s winning GBBO this year lol

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 6d

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 6d

Someone was knocking at my door and I figured it was maintenance or something and to my surprise it was three Mormon women trying to get me to join their church and I just don’t have it in me to be an asshole so I had to lie that I went to another church lol

Please leave this f-slur alone

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 7d

No idea how to plan such a thing but a Midwest meet up would be fun!

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 7d

I haven’t gotten the game yet but Chikorita gang rise up!

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Kyle/Carl @kylesway.bsky.social · 7d

I beat another incremental game on Roblox

a woman in a blue scrub top says welcome to my life these days

ALT: a woman in a blue scrub top says welcome to my life these days

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