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Kurt Weldon
@kurtweldon.bsky.social
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Animation Producer, former stand-up, occasional game show champion, and all-around smartass.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · Dec 20
I always acknowledged the possibility that this nation's decline could happen within the lifetime of my children. But I really did not think it would happen within the lifetime of my cats.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 2m
Makes sense if you consider what color a clarinet is...
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 2h
To be fair the 40 billion WAS in America first, so...
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 2h
"You need a permit to walk around downtown
You need a license to dance"

Or

"You can dream the American dream
But you sleep with the lights on and wake up with a scream"
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 3h
Well, we all know the Vice Presidency isn't worth a pitcher of warm fascism
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 4h
He's certainly let us know about it very quickly...
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 5h
I suspect Trump is also loaded up with drugs
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 5h
Maybe not exact. Probably a lower price-point
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 5h
I'm not much of a poker player, but that seems like a tell...
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 5h
To be fair, that's not the worst attempt at being funny that you and I have seen...
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 5h
Well, they're both dead, so...
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 5h
I think that's on us for assuming he was using it as a pejorative.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 5h
Maybe we call this one Operation Papercut?
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 5h
Nice!
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 6h
"I never realized the Third Reich meant Germany"
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 7h
The question is always, what can you do? And are you doing it?

No Kings is chance to answer both questions.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 7h
I ditched Tubi over their anti-Prop 50 ads.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 7h
And Hesgeth is the worst Secretary of War since Chicolini.

Also, too, the notion of a rich person telling a country who their president would be is a lot less funny than it was in 1933
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 7h
Actually they are. They're trying to conserve white privilege
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 7h
I was gonna go with green since I can't find a frog costume. But I do have a yellow t shirt I could work into the ensemble...
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 9h
"No kings equals no paychecks" is the BEST goddam bit of sloganeering since--
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 10h
As a confirmed Marxist, I'll be wearing--
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 10h
No, closed captioner, the Indiana Jones theme is not "jazzy."
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 10h
...with a bullhorn.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 10h
Gandalf/Godzilla - pfeh! Here's a real poser:

Would those two pixies who summon Mothra be worthy to lift the hammer of Thor?
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 10h
Yeah, I was gonna flag that one, too.
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