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“beerus, eh? that’s a pretty cool name. i bet you’re super strong too!”

“but i’m naruto uzumaki. and im gonna the greatest hero to have ever lived one day! believe it!”

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“see i told you! two more rounds for me and my new friend … ehh… i didn’t really get your name, sir…”

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The god stared down at it for a moment. Staring…

Before lifting the bowl and dumping the contents into his mouth.

“Hmm…yes I must say..this world is worth keeping around!!”
Reposted by ⋆˚꩜。 𝐊𝐍𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐋𝐄𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐉𝐀!!
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one they made it, naruto ordered two of the ramen specials. and after a few minutes they were here.

“awe sweet! pork barbecue ramen, my favorite!”

he began digging in, practically swallowing his bowl.

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For once the god didn't put up a fight. Letting himself be dragged off to the nearest food source.

“Eheh Whis is missing out.”
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he would immediately grab onto the gods wrist and drag him along, excitedly.

“COME ON THEN! LETS GO!!!”

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“YOU WOULD!? REALLY???REALLY???REALLY???”

his eyes are sparkling at this point.

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" maybe i ought to pick up how to make it. 🎶
i haven't been able to properly cook in awhile and i like cooking anyway. "
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“it’s like the greatest thing ever! except even awesomer!”

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he would immediately grab onto the gods wrist and drag him along, excitedly.

“COME ON THEN! LETS GO!!!”

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“Very well. You have high hopes for this boiled food”
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“i promise! let me get you some, i have coupons for some free ramen!”

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“i promise! let me get you some, i have coupons for some free ramen!”

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“I wouldn't claim something so bold when your entire world is on the line”
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“it’s like the greatest thing ever! except even awesomer!”

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:-D

tell me about it! food is very different where i am from.
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“uhh yeah! it’s like the greatest thing ever! like ever ever! there’s so much different kinds of ramen! i don’t even know where to start!”
“Ramen…? Ah yes, that noodle you mortals boil yes?”
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… uhh. i like ramen. ramens pretty good.

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… uhh. i like ramen. ramens pretty good.

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“If you wish the destruction of your planet…Though I might allow it if you have any good food. Otherwise, I’ll erase this world”
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can i pet the purple kitty?

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I FINALLY BEAT HIM! I BEAT SASUKE! DID YOU GUYS SEE IT!?

IM NUMBER ONE!!!

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“and how about some advice of my own then, don’t get too cocky and let your guard down.”

“𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐍— and 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄, 𝐒𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐄.“

he smirked, already celebrating his victory over his rival.
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𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐌!

𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐂𝐊!!!

the actual naruto popped up from the ground, right under sasuke, slamming his fist straight into the uchihas jaw, knocking him to the ground.

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“AGH!”

𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐅!!!

to sasukes surprise he only knocked down what appeared to have been a shadow clone.

meaning the real naruto was somewhere else, already have anticipated what his rival was going to do.

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little did sasuke know, naruto anticipated this, clones would pop up from the ground, kicking the young uchiha up.

“𝐍𝐀𝐔—
—𝐑𝐎
—𝐓𝐎!!!”
one would jump up, ready to kick sasuke back down to the ground.

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upon being kicked back by sasuke naruto would scoff, forming hand signs calling out his next move.

“𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐋𝐈-𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖
𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐄-𝐉𝐔𝐓𝐒𝐔!“

hundreds of the young genin would spawn, it may have even been more, the writer refuses to count.

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OH YEAH!? I BET YOU COULDN’T EVEN LAY A SCRATCH ON ME.

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HE STARTED IT!

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YEAH!? WELL HOW ABOUT I KICK YOUR ASS THEN, SASUKE!?

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Reposted by ⋆˚꩜。 𝐊𝐍𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐋𝐄𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐉𝐀!!
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IN YOUR DREAMS! SORA SENSEI IS WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY COOLER!

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