ever since i was a child i associated fashion with wearing many shirts on top of one another

i feel the most american on those quiet nights, when the cold wind is dances across my face and my heart aches for dale earnhardt

Imagining Don Lemon typing "JACKED BADASS DON LEMON" into ChatGPT. Imagining Don Lemon typing "MORE BADASS" into ChatGPT

i was looking at that late 20s, incredibly straight jewish man a few weeks back and i thought wow, that would be a funny thing to say. and then i just waited

the most thoughtful thing i've done lately is wait a few weeks until my boss was optimally stressed to look into his eyes and tell him he's "the realest bitch in this place"

i have been a state of growing out my bob for 40 years now

the algorithm thinks me wise

there's a really cool pop-up in the west village rn. right off the christopher st stonewall 1 station there's a puddle of standing water that smells like 100 dead people

dude i was just going through my backlog of reels people have sent me while riding the downtown q train, and i looked up from my phone and i remembered that i am real

A WILD ONE: A man broke his leg during an arrest by ICE at a car wash south of L.A.

ICE has held him under 24/7 guard at a hospital, registering him under a pseudonym, for *37 days* without telling him why.

A judge has ordered his immediate release.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

the time i took 100mg of thc on accident was one of the most formative moments of my life. i was glued to the floor for an amount of time i still don't really know, my mind a record player playing the words "you're gonna be so strong after this is over" on repeat. and i was. i really was

When I say it, I mean it as a compliment

by shaving my lower back fuzz just because i got bored and realized that i can, i am making a tacit admission that all i am and ever will be will be returned to the greater universe someday

sometimes it's good to shave weird parts of your body you usually don't think of just as an exercise in impermanence

im hi

wrt the magic of heterosexual romance, the woman can project images into the man's mind but the man can't project images into the woman's mind. this is because whatever the man would project would just be weird & vulgar. not sure what happens in non-heterosexual romance but it's probably more normal

Depends on who's asking

this is the third time this week i've had to put my wife in the bunker

(gong sound) you have been nominated for the kiki do you love me challenge

I'm planning to get every inch of my body that would be covered by temple garments tattooed like i'm in the mormon yakuza

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

Broooooooo

listening to limp bizkit. it feels like the path of the white boy was drastically changed by the september 11th 2001 terrorist attacks