Orctober 22 : Failure !

KROG FACTS:

Krog Skullcrusher likes to paint still lifes. 🎨🖌️🍇🍊

Such Dad energy 👹😍

She ABSOLUTELY listens to Tiger Army and idolizes Bettie Page

Orcs deserve wine

Being more buff is fine too! He just looks perfect already so being more buff would be bonus buffness

He’s such a cutie!

Going to dream about him tonight

I don't think he needs any spells - he's already pretty buff! 👹

Perfect spot to nap

happy #Orctober

You've caught your new party member mid-nap

A perfect orcish specimen!

A majestic and mighty warrior!

It’s an honest mistake to make!

What a dashing fellow! How’s his tusk get broken? ☹️

The thing about Krog is that he looks like an orcish Wolverine, but personality wise he’s much more along the line of Beast

KROG FACTS:

As a partner in his law firm, Krog is fairly wealthy and enjoys the finer things in life such as designer suits, traveling first class, and collecting works of art - but he also donates to many charitable causes as well! 👔✈️🖼️

KROG FACTS:

A few nights a week, Krog Skullcrusher plays cello in the orc-estra! 🎻

KROG FACTS:

Krog Skullcrusher has a penthouse apartment with a rooftop garden. He tends the garden himself - he’s got quite the green thumb (literally!) 🪏🌱

KROG FACTS:

Krog Skullcrusher drives a luxury sports car (convertible, of course) - but he always obeys all traffic safety rules. 🏎️

KROG FACTS:

Krog Skullcrusher is a lawyer at Skullcrusher, Bouldercrush, Axeginder & Axegrinder LLP! People who wrongly make assumptions about orcs may assume he’s a criminal defense lawyer, but he actually specializes in copyright and patent law. ⚖️

(I do not actually know anything about law)

KROG FACTS:

Krog Skullcrusher likes his steak RARE…

…and paired with a nice red wine. 🥩🍷

Hello, fellow orcs and happy #Orctober! In the spirit of the season, this fellow sprang fully formed from my mind. Meet Krog Skullcrusher! This tusked gentleman is a classy fellow of distinguished taste. No crushing of skulls here - it’s just an old family name!

Icon art by twitter.com/marototori