Kristina Wong
@kristinawong.bsky.social
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🍆Guggenheim Fellow, Doris Duke Artist, Pulitzer Prize Finalist in Drama and the face that used to launch 1000 free meals off Tinder. www.KristinaWong.com 🧵🪡
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I can't make the NO KINGS parade this Saturday because I'm keynoting at UCLA AASC's reunion celebration.

Also, here's how to register for the conference Saturday! Boba, food, and a lot of hope and strategizing to happen! alumni.ucla.edu/event/regene...
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sorry to hear my friend, i made a small contribution. Take care please.
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🏃‍♀️ I'm doing the NYC Marathon and trying to beat my worst marathon time of 10 hours 37 minutes. All money raised all goes to build a hospital in Kenya.

Please support me in doing something great (building hospital) and dumb (a marathon with legs that don't run)!

shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...
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<p class="" data-start="0" data-end="107">I’m running (staggering through) the 2025 TCS New York City Marathon for SHOE4AFRICA!</p> <p cl ...
shoe4africa.org
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We don’t need scary Halloween decor. We have news headlines.
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If I bring a Costco size bottles of Tylenol and peanuts to a schoolyard, am I actually an armed terrorist?
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👩‍🎓 I’m a guest at Harvard these next two days. Ever heard of it? It’s like a more prestigious Devry University.

My schedule:

calendar.college.harvard.edu/event/kristi...
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The easiest way to make food insecurity go away is to stop measuring it. Sort of like if you stop Covid testing, nobody is getting it… that you know of.

Trump Administration to Stop Measuring Food Insecurity www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/u...
Trump Administration to Stop Measuring Food Insecurity
www.nytimes.com
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🧦 Boston! Four shows starting tonight at Arts Emerson’s Paramount Center.

KRISTINA WONG, #FoodBankInfluencer

The world’s only solo karaoke musical about the emergencyfood system!!

🚨Day of rush tix avail and two for one tix with code JUSTICE

🎟️ artsemerson.org
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Do not stop joking. If we stop joking then the fascists win.
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Did America peak at Obama?
kristinawong.bsky.social
Jimmy Kimmel should have done the right thing and earnestly suggest all homeless people be euthanized instead.
kristinawong.bsky.social
Senate hearings are places where some people get to yell at other people who they will never change.
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Am I late to the joke that Brian Kilmeade’s new name should be “Brian Killdahomeless-Whoopssorry”. ?
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i'm at the YMCA, but didn't want to out myself as a Christian gym nationalist in this political climate.
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This Charlie Kirk assassination must be serious because New Yorkers haven't yet put on the Tyler Robinson look-a-like contest yet.
kristinawong.bsky.social
If there were no guns Charlie Kirk would be alive and just have a little bit of spit to wipe off his neck.

But you know, freedom rules I guess.
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How you going to blame the "liberal rhetoric" for Charlie Kirk's murder when we hate guns and can barely get our shit together to use our Yoga studio memberships?
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Utah sounds so lawless. Send in the National Guard.
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Actually just arrest all the students and all residents. Everyone is suspicious!
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The violence that there are open carry laws on college campuses or something else?
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In order to find Charlie Kirk’s killer, they should arrest any and all white men in Utah. You can never be too careful. Everyone is a suspect.