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Krabbe Claw

@krabbe.bsky.social

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The twitch streamer! Vstiary member! #ArtandCrabs for fanart! #Kraart for stuff I make humu humu https://www.twitch.tv/krabbeclaw PFP: https://x.com/anoyo_mint

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · Jun 23

IT'S BIRTH DAY! Gonna go outside in actual thunder and see if it changes to sunny again! Maybe! Optimism!

200 hours in CSP those balloons took me

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 2d

My cope of not affording battlefield 6 is that I'm Puh-Retty sure you can't experience THIS in that campaign

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 3d

Oh yeah

It's tarantriss time

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🦀Tarantriss my beloved 🦀

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 3d

Man, thanks for being allround one of the best shorts-creator for the feed. 👍

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Zuma @zumzumtm.bsky.social · 4d

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 5d

Okay i didn't beat Bad Company in time but! I DID get frog berrypickers earlier today

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 6d

Ohgoodh I was supposed to beat this before battlefield 6 droops *jack bauer voice* That leaves,,,,,,,, 24 hours

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Twitch is the world

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 10d

:gorilla: 🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , GAMBLE :white_check_mark: . PLEASE START GAMBLING :thumbsup: . GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT :slot_machine: AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY :thumbsup: . YOU WILL PROFIT :moneybag: , YOU WILL WIN :exclamation: ️. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT :100: , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️

Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 11d

Da krab's goin gambling!!!!

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🦀What a WEEK huh? #2🦀Gambling to practice for the Real World Financial Strategy I Have🦀

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 13d

Entire thing yes, 200m away from the offramp

Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 14d

"At least this week can't get worse than last"
The ever elusive Trickster Tire:

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fennec :verified: :therian: @fen.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 15d

finally some normal fucking people on reddit

A reddit post in r/mildlyinteresting titled: "I add a layer of paint to this quarter whenever I’m in a meeting". The associated picture shows a rounded conical glob of blueish white paint on top of a yellow kraft paper square, with a paint-riter+ pen behind it, on a desk.

A comment by the author of the post named "nominyomom":

Some information:
- The coin has been in progress since February 2025.
- Daily standup is the biggest contributor.
- Engineering at Big Tech is 90% figuring out what everyone is doing.
- I’ve emptied 2.75 Markal Paint-Ritter+ pens.
- I also add colors with Expo and Sharpies but those don’t add much thickness.
- The paint blob never fully dries, it takes fingerprints very well and sags due to gravity and surface tension
- If it ever gets misshapen, I add a bunch of the paint, it softens up and surface tension pulls it back into symmetry.
- The quarter is a State Quarter, but I have forgotten which state.
- if the meeting is especially useless, I lift it to my nose and take nice big whiffs.

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 16d

Turns out the only thing needed to get me out of a week long funk was the *checks notes* bottomless kindness from the people I'm lucky enough to have crossed paths with over the years, neato! Ordering some of that for you guys as well 🤙🤙🤙