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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · 4h

Ok well, they can enjoy being covered in shit when dragging me away mid bowel movement lol

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · 9h

Psychologists call it dairy-induced kleptomania. In Wisconsin, it’s just called ‘a balanced diet.’

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · 10h

Bro, what if I’m pooping at home?

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · 10h

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When the AI Bubble Pops, 2000 Will Look Tame

I came across a post today that jolted me back to a topic I’ve been meaning to write about—one that’s not getting nearly enough attention, yet when it finally breaks into public consciousness, it’s go...

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · 2d

So they’ll know when and where I’m taking a massive shit and shitposting memes about Thiel at the same time? Perfect.

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · 2d

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The Genome of Her: Of Love and Humanity

Women are, in almost every measurable and immeasurable way, the finer expression of our species.

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · 3d

Fuck bootlickers. Worse than the stupid—at least the stupid have the mercy of ignorance. Bootlickers choose degradation with intent. Parasites lapping up power’s droppings, smiling while they swallow. Nothing lower than a collaborator. Nothing fouler than someone who kneels and calls it principle.

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · 3d

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Innocent Until Proven Poor

We’re told the law exists to protect us—to uphold fairness, to defend the powerless, to keep order.

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · 5d

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Threads of the Human Loom

Lately, I’ve been hearing the same tired tune—often echoed in right-wing circles and online by nationalist talking-heads—about how white Europeans, particularly white Christian men, are singlehandedly...

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · 15d

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Big Scary Government, Tiny Balls

I keep seeing people post that the new White House memorandum on “anti-American, anti-capitalist, and anti-Christian rhetoric or activities” terrifies them.

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · 21d

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The Clarity of Collapse: I Belong to Earth, Not Empire

As often it is with events in our lives that bring chaos and uncertainty, reflection and contemplation—and perhaps clarity—comes with it.

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · 25d

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In Spite of Everything, We Search

It’s not hard to see why a story like this might have slipped beneath the surface of public attention.

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · Sep 13

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Selective Compassion: The Hypocrisy of American Mourning

I keep seeing waves of posts mourning Charlie Kirk, framing his death as the silencing of a man “simply exercising free speech” or “speaking truth to power.” Others add the sentimental refrain: “he wa...

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · Sep 13

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · Sep 13

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The Adventurer Who Carried Both Whip and Conscience

While I’ve never been much of a reader of fiction, I’ve always had a deep appreciation for fiction in film.

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · Sep 10

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How Small Towns Stay Small-Minded: The Cost of Never Leaving Home

A while ago, I wrote about the insular nature of rural communities in America, about how geography itself has acted as a kind of shield.

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · Sep 7

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The 1% Laugh at Culture War Rage

Unless your net worth starts with a “B” and has nine zeros trailing behind it, you’re not in the billionaire class.

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · Sep 6

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Republicans Accidentally Admit Trump Worked for the “Deep State”

Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson, with the dead-eyed conviction of a man auditioning for a parody of himself, actually claimed Trump was a secret FBI informant working against Epstein.

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · Sep 6

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Humanity’s Suicide Note

It is no longer possible to claim ignorance.

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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · Sep 6

The language of war turned inward—rhetoric of a thug in office. A head of state bragging about “deportations in the morning” isn’t a leader—he’s a domestic terrorist in a suit, the festering carcass of American rot, animated by cruelty and parading the stench of collapse as if it were providence.