Konky 🍉🦌
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Rlly wish I had a face to sit on right about now
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What the hell. This is a ass
Yeah I’d sleep to that
I can hear the warbly thunder-like sounds of an aluminum pie tin being gnawed on by a deer so clearly in my minds eye
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I could probably eat a graham cracker pie crust just by itself honestly
Both triggers then both X and A
Typical day in dumbassville
Bsky compression really making that shit sound like Mac and chease bro
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Diggin in my fuckinnn butt cause I’m bored or whatever
I’ll hit some crazy bendy ass poses when I’m shaving ngl
Razor is reserved for only the taint & sack. The rest is all just the trimmer
Well lemme try out this new trimmer and foil shaver I’m getting today and I’ll get back to you on whether it’s the meta :3