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Knox Onwood, Drag King
@knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social
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chaos gremlin and drag king.💙🍉 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 🏴‍☠️ NB queer 🌟 They/Them
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 9d
💜 Greetings y’all! Hello new friends. My name is Knox Onwood. I am a drag king in the Pacific Northwest. Catch me here for all my latest shenanigans 🕺
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 6h
👀 Is he dead yet? Or at least arrested? No? Then what the hell are the generals doing?! 🤷‍♂️
Non binary person in purple shirt, purple striped tie, black jeans, blue shoes, brown hat and black framed glasses sits nonchalantly on a park bench under a tree
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 6h
Oh man 😍 I had some of these for drafting class in high school. And some were my dad’s bc he was a drafter years ago.💖
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 6h
🤘😈
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 1d
Add it to the already long list of crimes he is already committing…
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 1d
✊I’m going to my local event. Are you? 🪧
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 1d
a dog is sitting in a car with its head out the window .
Alt: a dog is sitting in a car with its head out the window .
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 1d
No one NEEDS a billion dollars.
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 1d
📝 Also did some high level adulting today: helped my two crotch gremlins with official “in-the-courtroom” name change stuff today! So many emotions but I’m extremely proud of what we all had to do to get to this point. 👏
Looking up into the canopy of two tall evergreen trees
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 1d
🪡 This is such a bittersweet thing to see. 🧵
Looking down a shop aisle inside Michaels Crafts with many bolts of fabric of many colors on the shelves. Above the aisle reads a sign: The Knit & Sew Shop, Michaels x Joann
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 1d
Columbus was a cunt and the People of Turtle Island still exist. #indigenouspeoplesday
Non binary person dressed in a purple shirt, purple striped tie, blue vest and brown hat is frowning with one eye open standing on a patio in front of trees
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 1d
Drop something DEVILISH 😈🖤😈
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a purple suit and top hat is making a funny face
Alt: Willy Wonka says “really?” sarcastically
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a tuxedo says indeed in a netflix ad
Alt: a man in a tuxedo says indeed
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 1d
Trigger happy psycho
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 1d
Like telling a fish to climb a tree or an amputee to just get up and walk.
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 1d
I also used to call horrible people “not human” but we should absolutely call them human and hold them accountable. Calling them “monsters” makes it sounds like we can’t capture them. They are the worst humans but humans we can catch and hold accountable. And hopefully send to prison or the guilloti
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 2d
Then if there are any good rich people left (I know that’s asking a lot), they should buy up those loans and immediately forgive them.
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 2d
For me it’s a toss up between S Miller and M Johnson… both abusing power that doesn’t belong to either of them. But I would also just like the Heritage Foundation ended. They are the puppet masters…. And Pootin….
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 2d
Had no imagination, like all MAGAts. Just stole something that already existed, slapped his ugly name/image on it, called it a day and grifted for billions.
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 2d
a man in a hooded jacket with the words all of them written on it .
Alt: A hologram of Emperor Palpatine in a hooded cloak with the words “all of them”
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 2d
a chef says no soup for you while another chef looks on
Alt: The soup Nazi on the tv show Seinfeld says “no soup for you!”
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 2d
Be careful when you meet your heroes. They are still human. Humans disappoint constantly.
Non binary person with a purple shirt, purple striped tie, black framed glasses and a brown hat is sitting in bed with look of disappointment
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 2d
Praise the AC gods! I’ve had one fantastic landlady and we miss her everyday. Glad you got that taken care of fast!
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 2d
Not the AC!! 😭
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 2d
I gave up religion for Lent years ago. Best decision I’ve ever made.
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