El Jeffe
@kmat21.bsky.social
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(Retired) Navy Chief, Current Dread Pirate Roberts, Twitter survivor, and aspiring Expat. I named my dog after Irish Whiskey and he likes it. Married to the smart & beautiful @tinkerissa.bsky.social
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🎵I'm Kevin the Sailor Man
I'm Kevin the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the finish cuz I drinks me Guinness
I'm Kevin the Sailor Maaaaan!🎵
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He solicited bribes. That's what Trump did here. There's no reason to pretend it's anything else.
What shutdown? Skyrocketing food costs? Whatev:

"Trump hosted dozens of wealthy spenders for a dinner on Wednesday in exchange for what he called the “tremendous amounts of money” they agreed to donate to construct a $200 million ballroom addition to the White House"
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/15/u...
Trump Hosts Dinner for Wealthy Donors to White House Ballroom
www.nytimes.com
Seems to me Karen fucked around and found out..

Hooyah Navy
Here's a quick quiz for all those Bible thumping assholes on the right...

(Don't worrie, it's open book)
The most Miami shit ever
Criminals competing to run the criminal enterprise that is Miami government.
Carollo and González are two of 13 candidates vying to be Miami’s next mayor.
Tis truly a joyous occasion when a comrade in arms is returned from captivity.

Toot on mighty clarinet player... toot on!
Un-presidented brass band at city hall in Portland tonight celebrating the release of their clarinet player from federal custody
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I'm disappointed. I spent nearly two full days in Portland and was never once shot at, robbed, accosted, kidnapped, threatened, nor physically abused during the day, or did I have stench of tear gas, mace, or pepper spray invade my room at night.

It's almost as if some people were lying.
My apologies, I saw this and had to post.

🤣
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maybe reporters should take another look at some of the people the vice president of the united states follows on twitter and the things they say in public

just saying
A result of "foul play or vandalism" ?!?!?

Yeah, someone snuck into your office, strategically placed it behind your staffer, and hoped for the best.

Fuck off Dave, these assholes just got busted saying horrific shit in a group chat.
I thought snuff films were illegal?
NEW: Pentagon officials are forcing staff to watch Pete Hegseth's "Warrior" speech he forced generals to listen to.

Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.
The Pentagon Is Ordering Staff to Watch Hegseth’s ‘MAGA Garbage’ Speech… Or Else
Defense Department sources tell Zeteo that staff have been warned that if they don’t watch or read the speech, or if they speak negatively of it, they could face severe consequences.
zeteo.com
Starting to have buyers remorse on the Ekblad and Mikkola contracts

Fuck they've been bad lol
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We don’t hate America.

We hate what Trump is doing to it.
Yeah.. Zito needs to go find a Dman or two
Balinskis is on thin ice.. that pairing with Petry is 💩
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When young Republicans private texts are revealed and you see what the white supremacist master race looks looks like
Chet from Weird Science
Balinskis is on thin ice.. that pairing with Petry is 💩
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Welcome to the new wave of people fleeing Twitter. We have our own brand of crazy here but at least we aren't Nazis 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Finally, some common sense from Oklahoma education.

Ryan Walters turned classrooms into culture war battlegrounds. Reversing his Bible mandate isn’t “anti-religion,” it’s accepting the fact that the Bible is not a history book!

Schools should teach, not preach.
🤣🤣🤣
U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
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They live forever. Never separate them again.
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Marchy and Los Finns single handedly breathed live into this group. Of course.
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How do you do, fellow state senators, GOP attorneys, and balding, 31-year-old Hitler enthusiasts?
No one in the GOP Hitler chat was a "kid"
We checked. Sorry, JD Vance.
www.motherjones.com
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Marchy gets the boys going with an electric lineup read 🔥

(via BR Open Ice)