Diane
@kitsterrific.bsky.social
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I post about depression and motherhood a lot! Also deconstructing Mormonism, sometimes. PNW ❤️
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My very picky kiddo saw kids at school eating grilled cheese dipped in tomato soup and actually wanted to TRY it 🤯 and she LIKES it!! (I was worried)
If we managed to use every single plate in a DAY, does that make it reasonable to consider ice cream cones for dinner?...
Incredible picture, kind of looks like he's having a conversation with his tiny kitten self
He really does look SO baby 😍 I would never guess 15 lbs
I keep thinking, something is WRONG with me today, but then I remember I was awake between 2-7 this morning and only got to sleep until 10:30 🫠
Can I send a 5yo that's been awake since 1:30 to school? Like, what's the protocol here? She probably won't sleep at home, but also she might sleep during the commute and wake up real grumpy 😵‍💫 it's only a half day
That's so great to hear! He's a good human and you deserve it! Also 4.5 hours is much too long for homework 😭💔
The pants I mended for my 5yo? Last night I heard a ripping sound and she was making a massive hole on the other knee 🥲 not sure I want to have a go at that one
I have things to do... But apparently all my brain can come up with is laying on the couch wondering why I don't want to do anything 🫠 cupboard sounds fun!
So Zombie by The Cranberries was playing at Spirit Halloween the other day. I had forgotten the name and was like "interesting choice??" but now I'm wondering if some kid just put it in the playlist because of the name
Well 😂😭 maybe if I use it enough, it'll make sense
Eating girl dinner while cooking spaghetti for the fam
I'm thinking of a term like hangry, but for the energy/motivation from spite - spitergy, except that sort of sounds like a Spiderman thing
I swear my 5yo has some sixth sense about when she doesn't have to get up early for school 😴 I guess at least I got to sleep over the weekend! Even if she slept with me, she was asleep
That was my thought, too! But a weird thing happens when you google panther... like, what is a panther and does it exist
I watched enough of those "fix your clothes" tutorials that I pulled out a needle and thread and sewed a flimsy repair on my 5yo's flimsy pants, and I gotta say it feels good. She probably would have worn it with a hole but she picks and them and they get huge
A few years back I managed to pull a muscle in my neck while I was asleep 🥴 getting old is just neat
I can't believe there are still at least 3 hours left in today
Sometimes I'm okay - a while ago I might have even said I was great! - but today I'm really... not. UGH 😤
Why is it so alarming when the lights flicker off in the middle of the day 😵‍💫💀
Yaaay my baby actually got up this morning!
Maybe next time I'll remember
On mornings where I drive my kid the 35 minutes to school, I'm like "I've got an extra half an hour, I'm going to eat breakfast!" And then after breakfast I realize I still only have 20 minutes to get my kid ready... and the reason I'm driving her is because she refused to get ready. Great job mom.
Oh God, I did not know about the llamas