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Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Apr 16

Lmao remember the New Jersey Drones

Where did they go? why were so many of them Star Wars

Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Mar 8

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOMEN

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Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Mar 8

On this day in 1437, women were invented. Praise Jesus

Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 28

Most of the problems we traditionally associate with AI take over could be dealt with real easy if we just make computers think we are cute and kind of dumb like a big fat baby

Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 22

Arguing with Redditors about how fascism is portrayed in Elden Ring. Pray for me

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Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 22

Me driving a car: I don't like this, this doesn't feel safe

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Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 22

Probably too early in the morning for this level of grime but what a great song youtu.be/FQw0HeSbJ5A?...

Beat Goes Round

YouTube video by Drum Dad & Bass Boy - Topic

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Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 22

One thing about me is that I am also of South African descent but my Grandpa was murdered by the Apartheid government for feeding info to the ANC. It's almost like if you're a good person you'll do the right thing regardless of your circumstances

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Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 22

Hot new family member just dropped: Gruncle, a combination of grandpa and uncle for use upon your Dad's elderly brother

Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 22

Yes, Elon is from a historically racist region and did fascist karate in front of everyone *and* has grown a small moustache but let's give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he just shaved wrong

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Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 22

The phrase "High on the hog" originates from the time before chairs were invented and everyone used to sit upon large hogs

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · Jan 22

i can't remember who did it and i think they deleted it or their account but one of the things i've laughed hardest at in my life was a tweet that was just: "[alanis voice] i'm full but i'm eating"

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Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 22

Some deer saw me

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Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 22

"I know we are dying from poison but what if we ate just a little bit more poison'

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Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 22

Elon didn't say *Heil* Hitler. He said *Hi* Hitler. He saw his friend Hitler in the crowd

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Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 21

Cool sticker i saw. Very cool and vibey

Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 15

This joke gets better if you put the Chinese characters into Google translate

Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 15

US Government: We are banning tik tok to protect you from China

US Citizens, joining an even more Chinese app: 吸我的屁股

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Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 15

Did the famous movie chimps of the 90's get to keep any of their money? Like, they for sure would have spent it on bananas but that is their right it was their money

Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 15

When will politicians address the issues that matter to me? Enormous, wild hogs are eating my crops

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Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 15

Hasbro implies the existence of Lostbro

Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 15

Pride cometh before a fall. Pride you have concerning sexual interests my guy

Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 15

Having magnets strapped to my brain so I don't kill myself. Have we come to a consensus on how they work yet

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Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 15

Watching hella interior design videos has me feeling some type of way. I don't want enough money to be rich, I just want enough money to express my taste and style in my environment

Kingsroc 🍉 @kingsroc.bsky.social · Jan 1

Happy new year specifically to horses

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