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🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 14h

thread of my arcane & league fics 😋

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 32m

jayce isnt cis and he isnt topping but if he was. all im saying is crazy performance anxiety and lack of experience would make it so either u get nothing or it lasts two minutes. and to be clear here: you should be so lucky

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 38m

if i got jayce pregnant id make him wait and get a late term abortion because im a bad person with a sexual fetish

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 42m

basically im staying celibate until they make 🧔🏽jayce real and then after that ill still be celibate but ill have 🧔🏽jayce and i will feed him oats from my hand

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 44m

i wish there was a queue on here i feel crazy spamming this shit at. 9am on a weekday

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 45m

jayce is a tampon warrior and viktor has a heavier flow but hes not putting anything up there under any circumstances. the grip of him would tear a tampon to shreds and his toxic blood would disintegrate it anyway

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 46m

i need physical jayce merch so bad. they should make marshmallows shaped like jayce so i can squish him and rip him apart with my teeth and dissolve him in water

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 49m

jayce

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 53m

the machine herald actually doesnt feel that bad for it but his primary partner has to hit him with a hammer a few times as foreplay before he lets himself give up and just have sex so its an occupational hazard that hes still gonna take some hits

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 53m

unfortunately he will never be mentally happy so this simply hasnt occurred in recorded history

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 53m

every version of viktor is a sadist and his masochistic tendencies r scaled along how much he hates himself for it. ultimately a mentally happy viktor is one who just chokes people out and kicks their stomachs and barely gets touched at all

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 53m

league of legends jayce cant get hard unless hes got a black eye and cant cum unless the other person bleeds on him

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 53m

he still wouldnt be much of a sadist but specifically if post canon viktor wanted that from him i think he could get out of his head enough to make it happen. probably easier for him if its a fight-style scene where theyre both hurting each other rather than just him as the aggressor

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 53m

season 2 jayce post pit hes kind of freak with it i think human connection in general just does a lot more for him now so any touch is gonna feel good which is gonna make him more actively into getting hurt.

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🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 53m

BUT he could not handle hurting someone else it would freak him out too bad and hed get way in his head and wouldnt be able to do it let alone get off

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 53m

season 1 jayce is not a sadist or a masochist but he is a people pleaser and if a hypothetical partner was really into beating him up he could absolutely get into it becuz hes primarily into just making other ppl happy and just being involved.

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 9h

waitttt thats so sweets cuz this one was not popular #myrarepair.... i will finish my longer mel fic eventually im almost done the ambessa one im writing as a companion to it 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 13h

ok thats all for now. smile

a group of trees in a foggy forest with smoke coming out of the trees .

ALT: a group of trees in a foggy forest with smoke coming out of the trees .

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🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 13h

i cant upload gif? dont piss me off...

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 13h

wait its not even a gif... bluesky blow up

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 13h

i think i made that gif to complain about dimitri #myhaterssoul

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 13h

meanwhile the machine herald is digging around in human brains and building life saving prosthetics that he is using to control peoples bodies and [checks notes] oh choke out his ex best friend also. oh well the more things change etc

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 13h

and has the mind of a monk constantly struggling with temptation and is also unable to jerk it cuz he removed his own dick in order to eliminate his desire that he saw as flawed and human. so now he has to funnel all that into choking out his ex best friend

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🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 13h

like do i think the machine herald gets bitches. well no because hes busy and hates people and is bad to be around. hes not worried about it like its not even on his mind. meanwhile the arcane herald or whatever theyre calling him is celibate On Purpose

🔞0️⃣🧔🏽🐰 @kinglindwyrm.bsky.social · 13h

with his own wants as manifested by his flesh. which doesnt actually remove the want (something league viktor could potentially do seeing as he has implants that remove fear) it just makes him act crazier about it because with no literal dick or hole you gotta get metaphorical with it.