King Blackwhale
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Hello. This is my repository for surplus thoughts so I don’t annoy my wife or the group chat.
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One of our best shields against a MAGA military coup is the White House’s insistence on constantly showing the military that they’re utter dipshits
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This kinda speaks to the biggest headwind against the Democratic Party and left generally: people are more bothered by someone kinda right but annoying, than someone definitely and belligerently wrong.
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It’s important to remember availability bias on social media. Pedants and assholes are 1000x more likely to respond, inflating their apparent numbers. 99.9% pass by without comment.

This is how social media makes us insane. 500 angry replies *feels* like a torrent, but statistically it’s NOBODY
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The Mugsy Bogues/Earl Boykin theory of literacy criticism
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I’ve the “Meta Crisis.” The idea that it’s silly and naive to focus on the actual main issue not meta BS.

Like when the Mueller Report came out. Saturation coverage, but maybe 2% focused on what the report said about the President‘s conduct. 98% was midterms, reactions, predictions, meta nonsense
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I mean, there’s only one kind of government I know of that tries to make it a crime to be against fascism
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Maybe bc Carnegie didn’t spend his time hosing Ketamine like skittles
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It’s the same in every authoritarian state. Willingness to harm and commit atrocities for the regime Is a basic requirement
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It says something that that John Fetterman had a stroke, part of his brain died, and that turned him into Joe Manchin
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I’ve called it Trump’s “Clown Armor” since 2016:

1) So buffoonish, it’s hard to take him seriously and self-important people embarrassed to engage;

2) Says things so stupid they’re hard to respond to, like a pro se sov citizen;

3) Known liar/showman, so easy to dismiss his antics as performance
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One of my blockmates was an editor at the Crimson. He was definitely skipping classes for more salutary reasons than me…
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The NYT is packed with Harvard graduates, ALL OF WHOM skipped at least some classes/reading.
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I don’t see how Elon Musk and DOGE aren’t personally liable for every wrongful death. Whatever abilities the next president has to waive indemnity or immunity to civil suits against DOGE members, they should
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I don’t think I’ve seen a single Trump 2 scandal that the press has treated with the urgency of Biden lawfully, correctly, and relatively smoothly exiting the US from Afghanistan.
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Dems, if they’re in power in 2029, should pass legislation allowing for SCOTUS to conduct a look-back review and reissue of decisions based on the appellate record, for the period 1/1/2017 to 1/1/2029, without an intervening case reaching the Court.
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If/when Democrats take back power, they should pass legislation creating a “look back” period for SCOTUS to review decisions based on appellate record, beginning say in 1/1/2017, without a new case reaching the Court.
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2/2

It’s like Trump does a snuff film filled with kitsch and stupid memes and errors, so Serious People dismiss it, “Clearly he’s just trying to get a reaction from me, I’m too savvy for that.” But the girl in the film was still murdered!
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It’s Trump’s Clown Armor:

1) So buffoonish that “serious” people feel embarrassed looking at his actions directly

2) So stupid and ignorant that he says things so crazy it’s hard to quickly rebut them

3) So dishonest and performative that it’s easy for folks to dismiss his abuses as shtick

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CBS News putting Weiss in charge is basically like the Philadelphia Eagles handing GM role to a HS coach who wrote a blog about the “End Racism” signs
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You need to switch to Fantasy Football content if you want super-dense, data-driven sports commentary
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Even the notion of there being “two sides” is morally bankrupt. The two major political parties don‘t have a duopoly on reality. Trump and Jeffries are often both wrong! A news outfit that sees “two sides” to everything is just outsourcing its job to political comm’s shops.
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Anyone who cares about actual journalism would try to reach a provisional conclusion about the facts, and *then* see how the what the political parties are saying about it.

Ellison is promising that CBS News will *not* do journalism, but instead just be a conduit for political comms operations.
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The “both sides” shtick is so stupid because there aren’t “two sides” to any issue, there’s a THOUSAND sides. Policy experts, researches, professionals etc

Dipshits like Ellison see the 100-crayon box, toss everything besides red & blue, draw everything in shades of purple and brag about it.

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It’s insane the which the Very Smart Consensus continues to be that a party wins power by being polite, avoiding extreme positions, and providing detailed moderate policy positions, when the GOP has seized total control by doing the exact opposite of all of those things
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Dems should hire DOJ attorneys the way Trump is hiring ICE agents. Just thousands & thousands of attorneys tasked with public corruption cases