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We are really living in the future.

Within 10 mins of getting home from the airport dinner got delivered and a little later some groceries to get us through a few days showed up. Now I am eating and watching a concert I was just at on my TV

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The King @king829.bsky.social · 1d

Y’all are confirming my worst nightmares

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The King @king829.bsky.social · 1d

Taps the sign

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The King @king829.bsky.social · 1d

I working on a response to your pumpkin pie blasphemy

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The King @king829.bsky.social · 1d

No such thing as too many potatoes or carrots

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The King @king829.bsky.social · 1d

You must have some good memories if that one got forgotten

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The King @king829.bsky.social · 1d

I am not a tough guy but I probably would have acted like a tough guy if this happened to me at a show.

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The King @king829.bsky.social · 1d

My wife just announced that she has really been getting into house music so I need to find DJs to see. I should have seen this coming when she bought me a bunch wide leg jeans.

I told her good DJ sets might start way after our bed time

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The King @king829.bsky.social · 1d

B will keep value longer might even appreciate

The King @king829.bsky.social · 1d

Just took the ATL tram next to Johnny Knoxville. My wife took opportunity to point out that he uses old school wired Apple headphones because that is the new trend in headphones.

I want to ask where headphone fashion is being reported but I am afraid to know

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The King @king829.bsky.social · 1d

Update the bee is trapped between the blind and the window in the rear of the plane. It will be a surprise for someone next flight

The King @king829.bsky.social · 1d

There is a bee on the plane and people are panicking

The King @king829.bsky.social · 1d

It looked like a yellow jacket. We are the way to ATL so maybe it will is just going home

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The King @king829.bsky.social · 1d

There is a bee on the plane and people are panicking

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The King @king829.bsky.social · 2d

For sure there had to be some shock. At least she drove. Imagine having the stress of catching a flight with no ID

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The King @king829.bsky.social · 2d

Last night after the show this lady had her purse stolen. She was sitting hanging out across the street from the venue and someone grabbed it from her and ran off.

She had the best attitude. “It just has my id and my cards. Everything can be replaced.”

Most people would be freaking out

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The King @king829.bsky.social · 2d

Right!! Taking Water hit different too

Seeing people that I have met from all over the country in one spot and shutting off the world was just what I needed. I am physically tried but a nap will cure that

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