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Kim Ha-Neul Lilith, Pixel Maker

@kimpixelmaker.bsky.social

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Hi, I'm Kim I'm a #lowpoly artist, #pixelart maker, and bisexual-er than all Art posts are tagged with #HaNeulArt She/Her | It/Its There is a non-zero percent chance that I might post spicy selfies and things of that nature, so you've been warned

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Kim Ha-Neul Lilith, Pixel Maker @kimpixelmaker.bsky.social · 2h

Fuuuuuck, that's very good!

Kim Ha-Neul Lilith, Pixel Maker @kimpixelmaker.bsky.social · 4h

"It's kind of a long story. Honestly at first it was kinda like, a bit, you know? Like haha, your eyes got stolen how are you gonna see, idiot?! I don't know it's not THAT funny I guess but you had to be there. Anyway, but then I got a text from my cousin Jenny, who tells me-"

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Kim Ha-Neul Lilith, Pixel Maker @kimpixelmaker.bsky.social · 4h

The whole thing culminate with people delving deep into the ruins of the castle of a macabre king
And there, deep in the catacombs, commune the Entity, asking it

"Why are you doing this to us?"
And then, slowly, the walls start oozing with blood, which starts to agglomerate to write down the words:

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Kim Ha-Neul Lilith, Pixel Maker @kimpixelmaker.bsky.social · 4h

There's footage about a person who lived through an encounter with The Entity™️, and shock and horror, got his eYeS StOLeN! Just his face is completely smooth where the eye socket should be.

Except the whole time he's giving an interview and being all "So obviously I don't feel GREAT about this."

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Kim Ha-Neul Lilith, Pixel Maker @kimpixelmaker.bsky.social · 4h

Found footage of a house's surveillance camera trying to capture proof that the house is haunted
And yes there's a ghost knocking things off the shelves, but it's clear that it's an accident
And everytime it tries to put things back, but just knocks more things until it leaves out of embarrassment

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Kim Ha-Neul Lilith, Pixel Maker @kimpixelmaker.bsky.social · 5h

You can't legally grow a tree in Afghanistan because the zoning laws are super strict there.

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Kim Ha-Neul Lilith, Pixel Maker @kimpixelmaker.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah but he was in camo gear made of leaves!
And obviously Quiet couldn't have something like that, because
Uh...
Leaves...were out of season in Afghanistan?

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Kim Ha-Neul Lilith, Pixel Maker @kimpixelmaker.bsky.social · 13h

This says a lot about sauce

Kim Ha-Neul Lilith, Pixel Maker @kimpixelmaker.bsky.social · 22h

Beaker transitions, and instantly she's now able to actually form fully understandable sentences, 'cause turns out, she was only speaking in "Mimimis" because of omnipresent stress.

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Kim Ha-Neul Lilith, Pixel Maker @kimpixelmaker.bsky.social · 1d

Which one?

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Kim Ha-Neul Lilith, Pixel Maker @kimpixelmaker.bsky.social · 1d

And then every Wu general just keeps misplacing it and picking it up by accident and it's the running gag that they keep forgetting who has the Mandate of Heaven at any given moment, but still just defer to Sun Quan out of havit

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Kim Ha-Neul Lilith, Pixel Maker @kimpixelmaker.bsky.social · 1d

Like you get to have a subplot where it fall out of his pockets, and Gan Ning (played by Animal) picks it up, and he's all like "Well, since Gan Ning has the Mandate of Heaven now, HE'S the one destined to unite the land. Obey your new emperor everyone!"

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Kim Ha-Neul Lilith, Pixel Maker @kimpixelmaker.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly I think Kermit-Liu Bei/Gonzo-Guan Yu/Fozzie-Zhang Fei would work the best, dynamic wise?

As for why Sam the Eagle as Sun Quan, you get to have him pontificate about the way of the Mandate of Heaven ad nauseam.

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Kim Ha-Neul Lilith, Pixel Maker @kimpixelmaker.bsky.social · 1d

Also, the Wu characters are mostly made off of the Dr.Teeth and the Electric Mayhem muppets, plus Sun Quan who's played by Sam the Eagle

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Kim Ha-Neul Lilith, Pixel Maker @kimpixelmaker.bsky.social · 1d

See, yes.
But since Zhuge Liang isn't here for the beginning of the story, the idea of just, Liu Bei and the gang going to seek the aid of this legendary strategist, playing up the mystic, only for it to culminate at the reveal that he's played by Swedish Chef

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Kim Ha-Neul Lilith, Pixel Maker @kimpixelmaker.bsky.social · 1d

The Battle of Chibi happens, and they're next to Cao Cao going

-"Dang, sorry boss, that's rough"
-"Guess that's the way the wind blows sometimes."
-"DOHOHOHO"
-"also we lost thousands of good men."