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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 1h

she silently pulls another cup from her basket, grabs a teabag, and pours hot water from the thermos by her side into the cup. dipping the teabag in the tea, finally leaving it and letting it steep. douchebag slowly turned to bark and spoke.

"i hope earl grey is okay with you. . . ."

｢🐻‍❄️｣ bark the polar bear @aurora-icefield.bsky.social · 2h

Slow and heavy steps towards her, meek smile.
... Something about this feels oddly fancy, but not any less of something he'd like to partake in.

Bark nods, carefully sitting across her.

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 3h

slowly moving her head and locking eyes with the polar bear, she gestures to the spot on the blanket spread upon the ground. she was offering for him to join her.

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 3h

slowly moving her head and locking eyes with the polar bear, she gestures to the spot on the blanket spread upon the ground. she was offering for him to join her.

｢🐻‍❄️｣ bark the polar bear @aurora-icefield.bsky.social · 3h

Neither does he.
... Would she mind the company? A break would be nice.

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 3h

lounging around in the sun, despite it being autumn; a cup of earl grey steeping next to her and a book opened on her lap. douchebag barely frequented parks, but she had nothing else to do today.

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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 1d

". . . i am not one of those people, sonic. believe it or not, i do not want any of your secrets. they will not benefit me. your suffering will not benefit me. i understand your discomfort. that's my only motive for helping. . . . i don't want anything in return," she muttered, being blunt.

ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏɴɪᴄ! ꜱᴏɴɪᴄ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ! @true-blue-blur.bsky.social · 1d

"But I'm *Sonic*."

"My secrets could benefit you."

"And a *lot* of people would like me to be *uncomfortable*."

Pining for more, as he hadn't wanted to keep the elixer if it was expected he'd owe her a favor later.

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 1d

"because i understand how unpleasant it is. . . to answer things you don't want to answer. you appeared distressed, and i decided to step in," she replied, glancing at him and staring with the same deadpan features.

she could understand the need for delicacy and secrecy. she wanted to help him.

ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏɴɪᴄ! ꜱᴏɴɪᴄ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ! @true-blue-blur.bsky.social · 1d

An awkward laugh.

"O o p s."

"My bad. Haha-."

A small pause as he rubbed his head.

"But- why are you giving me an out? Wouldn't you want me to be honest?"

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 1d

". . . . you didn't have to use the lie potion now. you should have saved it for something you would rather not respond to," she muttered, slipping him ANOTHER bottled lie potion.

"my supply is limited. don't use them all, sonic. . . ."

ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏɴɪᴄ! ꜱᴏɴɪᴄ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ! @true-blue-blur.bsky.social · 1d

"...Cat Food."

It was practically choked out of him. Tne most devious lie.

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 1d

". . . . . why did you enter my apartment that day. a few months ago. . . . what were your intentions."

right to the point. she was curious, and needed to know if she was in any particular danger with the agency he was employed with.

☆ ꌗꃅꍏ꓄꓄ꍟꋪꍟꀸ ꒒ꀤꍟꌗ ☆ @thebrokenpromise.bsky.social · 1d

Well.. this frees him from paperwork sooo..................

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CHARLOTTE @patheticdoll.bsky.social · 2d

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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 1d

"i appreciate your honesty, scourge. . . . i think we'll get along just fine," she replied, brown eyes gazing into his own until she speaks again.

"i hope the chili recipe i shared with you has done you some good. you can tell me if you don't like it."

🜲𓊈𒆜 𝙃𝘼𝙄𝙇 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 .ᐟ 𒆜𓊉🜲 @eternal-blackout.bsky.social · 1d

He blinked and stared at the one lie potion, narrowing his eyes curiously. He cocked an eyebrow and set it aside, leaning back some.

“ 'Cause, you're a badass chick who doesn't take shit from anyone. I dig people like that and usually get along with 'em great. ”

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 1d

douchebag could somewhat tell that sonic wasn't vibing with half of these questions, so the blonde hedgehog slipped him a lie potion and bluntly asked:

"what's your favorite food."

she could seriously understand how unnerving this could be for him, so would help in her own way.

ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏɴɪᴄ! ꜱᴏɴɪᴄ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ! @true-blue-blur.bsky.social · 1d

💎:

I'll still do my other threads from Sunday n stuff but for quick short interactions this will be very silly.

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 1d

mary 🔔

i can't post the truth serum thing on THIS muse because. . . douchebag is a bitchass liar. it's part of her job, and she won't want to answer anything truthfully so i won't put her through that.

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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 1d

douchebag could understand how . . . anxiety inducing this could be for him, so she slipped him something that could also function as a 'one lie' potion.

"why are you interested in talking to me. . if you are," she asked bluntly, pretending like she didn't just slip him a lie potion.

🜲𓊈𒆜 𝙃𝘼𝙄𝙇 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 .ᐟ 𒆜𓊉🜲 @eternal-blackout.bsky.social · 1d

He's totally not having flashbacks to when NoZone did this.

* 𝘍𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳. 𝘠𝘦𝘴 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘮𝘢𝘰.

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⠀ 𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐎. 🌸⠀ @ninja-detective.bsky.social · 2d

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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 2d

hey everyo--

( turns and walks away. )

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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 3d

( staring at the calendar. . . . . 10 more days away 💧 )

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 3d

killjoydoll.straw.page

. . .ask me stuff i guess.

killjoydoll's strawpage

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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 4d

happy halloween. . . . . ⚰️🎃

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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 4d

mary 🔔

here is the ooc #seductivesunday since douchebag wouldn't post it herself.

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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 4d

( she expected this. the blonde hedgehog doesn't attempt to pull away. instead just crossing her arms and keeping the deadpan features as she is being dragged. )

ᅠ𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝕯𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒ᅠ @turmoildarkness.bsky.social · 4d

(⠀Slithering several tendrils around those ankles for security measures and dragging her into the darkness․⠀)

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 4d

mary 🔔

here is the ooc #seductivesunday since douchebag wouldn't post it herself.

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 4d

shut the door ~ they need some alone time. and nobody bother them for like two hours ‼️

(‍ S-H ) ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ☁︎︎ ᴤᴏʟᴜᴍɴ ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ @tragicstripes.bsky.social · 4d

They gonna have fun time now

No one else is allowed to see

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 4d

blonde hedgehog letting him stare and appreciate and resting her head on his chest when he finally DOES swoop her up into his arms. she looks very comfortable!

silently gazing up at him as he carries her.

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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 4d

blonde hedgehog letting him stare and appreciate and resting her head on his chest when he finally DOES swoop her up into his arms. she looks very comfortable!

silently gazing up at him as he carries her.

(‍ S-H ) ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ☁︎︎ ᴤᴏʟᴜᴍɴ ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ @tragicstripes.bsky.social · 4d

Don't worry, he's already here. Chaos Control is very useful.

Always. Here he is and ready. Staring and appreciating first before he goes to pick her up and carry her to the bedroom-

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 4d

she will be ready for him when he comes home‼️ the blonde hedgehog wifey is waiting oh so patiently for him.

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 4d

she will be ready for him when he comes home‼️ the blonde hedgehog wifey is waiting oh so patiently for him.

(‍ S-H ) ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ☁︎︎ ᴤᴏʟᴜᴍɴ ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ @tragicstripes.bsky.social · 4d

Neutrons activated.

Aight he's taking a break from work-
He's coming home for a bit-

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 4d

. . . . hm. a few pictures are being sent his way! shadow is getting videos too. and she's barely wearing anything. so have fun with that.

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 4d

. . . . hm. a few pictures are being sent his way! shadow is getting videos too. and she's barely wearing anything. so have fun with that.

(‍ S-H ) ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ☁︎︎ ᴤᴏʟᴜᴍɴ ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ @tragicstripes.bsky.social · 4d

Yippeeee!

He will think about them and her terminally~

Well, more than he already does

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 4d

douchebag will send him more pictures. he can gatekeep them all he wants ~

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 4d

douchebag will send him more pictures. he can gatekeep them all he wants ~

(‍ S-H ) ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ☁︎︎ ᴤᴏʟᴜᴍɴ ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ @tragicstripes.bsky.social · 4d

He wouldn't ever show another soul.

. . . .Yes-

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 4d

excellent. she trusts him with her photos. . . does he want more?

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 4d

excellent. she trusts him with her photos. . . does he want more?

(‍ S-H ) ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ☁︎︎ ᴤᴏʟᴜᴍɴ ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ @tragicstripes.bsky.social · 4d

Very true.

And yes, he's kept every picture she's sent him-

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 4d

of course he's gatekeeping the rest for himself. douchebag doesn't normally take sexy pictures either way. . . unless shadow kept the ones she sent him on his phone.