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khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 14h

Ive been on and off Bluesky a couple of times and its always been the same reason that I deleted my account… the feeds are so heavily skewed towards ameriky 😕

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khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 1d

Roman kemp? Is that where the soldiers slept overnight?

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khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 1d

For $1 trillion a year you can have this bellend or pay 10 million nurses $100,000 a year each

Which would you rather?

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 1d

Here's to hope!

Thanks Vogue!

www.vogue.co.uk/article/zohr...

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khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 1d

‘There’s a surprising amount you can learn about the humble screwdriver’ … except , of course, there isn’t

khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 1d

6/ the gift of learning a new skill

‘this isn’t about passive-aggressively saying someone should do more around the house…’

Yes, yes it is

It’s saying, here , you work-shy good-for-nothing twat, get up off your great fat arse and help

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khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 1d

5/ knives

Seriously

Now I appreciate nothing says Christmas like wanting to stab your nearest and dearest as they try to accommodate racist uncle Gerry but,

Get in the sea with your unacceptable Christmas gift

khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 1d

4/ which recommending a which subscription is as cheeky as you can get

Unacceptable Christmas gift

khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 1d

3/ car air freshener is not an acceptable Christmas gift … the blurb saying that ‘it leaves your car smelling fresh AFTER you finish cleaning…’ t couldn’t be more passive aggressive if it tried. So, the perfect gift, in many ways, from one’s partner… but unacceptable at Christmas

khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 1d

2/ socks.

I don’t want socks for Christmas- socks are never for Christmas

Even when England votes farage into power and Scotland gets dragged along with the nonsense, and farage legislates that socks must be worn to stop the immigrants, even then it will still be unacceptable

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khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 1d

What Which? Thinks I want for Christmas… a thread

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khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 1d

Since our cat died a year ago the neighbours cat, Ralphy (shown here) has invited himself into our house. He’s currently away for some radiation treatment, and while we all hope he comes back safe and well, a wee bit of me will be disappointed if he doesn’t return with superpowers tbh

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khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 2d

Well Celtic, that’s been pish

khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 2d

English independence is the way forward … us Scots will just have to grin and bear it when we are left alone by England, oh dear, never mind eh? 😆

lindyannc.bsky.social @lindyannc.bsky.social · Jan 23

He's talking sense for once!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 3d

And it’ll only get worse if farage gets in …

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khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 3d

www.thegodpodcast.com/p/bless-zohr...

Bless Zohran Mamdani For Making Every Racist's Head Explode At Once

Dear Humans,

www.thegodpodcast.com

khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 5d

I think Scottish voters need to be asking why labour/tories/reform either directly or via their media outlet (the Biased Broadcasting Company) continually push ‘SNP = bad’ stories rather than promoting any of their own positive stories … and then you remember they don’t have any to promote …

khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 5d

Sarwar is such a nob… even if he wasn’t colluding with farage he would still be a nob

Nob

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khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 5d

a group of people are sitting in a theatre clapping their hands .

ALT: a group of people are sitting in a theatre clapping their hands .

media.tenor.com

khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 6d

Lennon showing up a lot lately, must be sniffing about the Celtic job again unfortunately

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The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 6d

Britain's royal tarnished house has only acted to save their own skins, and only after every other attempt to get everyone to shut up about the story failed, writes Andrew Tickell ✍️

Read here: www.thenational.scot/politi...

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khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 6d

Can’t get enough of butland making a screaming arse of his dive to try to stop calmac’s thunderbastard strike ⚽️ 🚀

Not going to need any lunches this week, this is way more than satisfying ☺️

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khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 6d

Daizen maeda only speaks the truth

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Robert F @chippyman.bsky.social · 6d

With the Westminster parties in Scotland snapping at each other like rabid dogs, it’s clear none of them have Scotland’s interests at heart.

Holyrood 2026 is crucial - we must vote for independence supporting parties to keep them out or risk losing everything Scotland has achieved so far.

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CelticGoals @celticgoals.bsky.social · 6d

Osmand 3-1

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