Ghoul Ol' WT
@keyguardactive.bsky.social
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Cat Dad, Mando'ad, Ace, Feminist, Socialist, & Tabletop Gamer. Posts about wrestling like it's real. He/Him. #StopAntisemitism #FreePalestine #blm #Transrights #ACAB Bigots blocked on sight.
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You ever have something stupid in your head and you can't get it out without doing a bad photoshop?
The Bullet Club logo painted blue and with the Bluesky Butterfly added, and edited to read Wrestlesky Club
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This is how, one time, my nephew got left at the park.
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Did we forget El Clon earlier when we were counting Don Callis Family Members? 🤼
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Someone ask him how it feels to live my dream.
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What do Don Callis and Martin Shkreli have in common? They both disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan. 🤼
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That's what I got out of it. My buddy purchased a 12 pack and I had to drink 5 of them.
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Indeed. The overpowering artificial chocolate of it all wasn't great either.
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Uncle Eddie prompting his too high nephew to contribute is my everything. 🤼
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It was not in any way what I wanted.
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What if we replay an old episode of Dynamite but Harley Cameron is just badly CGI'd into it a few times. 🤼
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Tony with the Timecop reference.

One of these weeks we're just gonna get a full episode of AEW Timecop. 🤼
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In my corner of the Multiverse it's Thundercat Battlecat and Decepticon Skelletor. They are wacky mismatched tag partners who don't get along.
A thundercat Battlecat toy and a Megatron Skelletor toy hold up the AEW Tag Titles.
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I don't super have patience for either of the LFI brothers, yeah.
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Yeah, I don't say a lot during LFI segments.

As far as I know Mortos is cool, though.
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When El Cuatrero and Vaquer were dating he was arrested for choking her and slamming her against a wall and charge with attempted murder. They promoted and attended a protest to encourage his release.
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He and Rush sided with the guy who tried to kill Stephanie Vaquer. I don't know if they ever changed their minds on that, but they did side with him openly and encouraged others to do so.
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Pitch that will never happen: Danhausen forms a mismatched tag team with The Beast Mortos, and because he can't understand him he brings in Dan "The Beast" Severn to translate. 🤼
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I love it. The clear Godzilla vibes sell him as a destructive force.
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Now they just have to not let Schiavone even attempt it.
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Just wanted to point out that Sammy speaks less Spanish than Hangman. He has no idea what Rush is telling him.

I don't know that any of them speak Mortos🤼
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Sabrina the Teenage Carpenter.

Is that anything?
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You're right. It could also mean that Jesus Loves Marijuana, and drinking human blood.
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It's what happens when it snows and your eyes become wide and the light that you shine can't be seen.
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"Sometimes dead is better. Not this time, but sometimes."