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House of 1000 Kevins

@kevinzeke.bsky.social

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Canucks fan, heavy metal, reader, some kind of leftist wizard. Living on unceded territory on Vancouver Island. Contributor to Invisible Oranges. He/him.

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House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · Jun 14

Selling all my possessions and becoming a wandering swordsman

House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 4h

The Olympic one is the worst one of all of them, imo. Just downright awful.

House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 4h

GODZILLA!

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 5h

The #GodzillaMinusOne sequel is officially titled ‘Godzilla: Minus Zero’ 🎥

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 1d

Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake

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House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 1d

All three major Vancouver sports teams have games today. #BCLions #WhitecapsFC #Canucks

House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 2d

A lot of the candy has also had a shocking reduction in quality. Even the packaging is awful

House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 2d

This is going to be absolutely insane!

Horror Vanguard @horrorvanguard.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Halloween! Episode 376 is now live! 12 hours into a 26ish hour review of every Amityville movie. soundcloud.com/user-3179105...

376a - Amityville: The Podcast (The Horror Vanguard Movie - We Review Them All [Mostly]) Chapter 1: A Hero Returns

Chapter 1: A hero returns with an unfamiliar face. A villain reveals their hands. Old comrades ride out against this new threat. Films Reviewed: The Amityville Horror (1979) Amityville II: The Poss

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House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 2d

Exquisite flex

House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 2d

The ending to Weapons makes so much sense when you remember Zach Cregger came from comedy

House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 2d

Getting into the Halloween spirit! Two movies starring the stunning Linnea Quigley (though only one of them that I actually liked)

Four movies with ratings:
Ghostwatch - 4 and a half stars
Night of the Demons - 1 star
WNUF Halloween Special - 5 stars
Jack-O - 3 stars

House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 3d

I notice that occasionally on Tidal with other artists. Not sure why it happens, I can only conclude that uploaders just kinda don't care about Tidal much.

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House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 3d

I watched this movie last night. It was a true treat! It's a film that's made to imitate a local access news broadcast from 1987 and it really nails it.

Thanks to the eternally haunted @horrorvanguard.bsky.social for turning me on to this one.

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House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah I fully agree. In the end, some people are going to be That Way, it doesn't matter what words they call themselves.

House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 4d

I've long felt a little suspicious of that term. It feels very much like just another way to excuse being toxic. Same with "feral"

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House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 4d

Is that Pedestal for Leviathan the heaviest Evil Castle album ever? I feel like it might be.

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House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 4d

It's peak funeral doom season.

Demo II: A Myriad of Eyes - Subterranean

House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 4d

We love a good evil castle album!

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House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 5d

He's been lucky that the focus has been on Petey because he's been worse than useless.

House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 5d

I like Tidal, but the claim that it's "not financially entangled with the Trump administration" is false. Tidal is owned by Block Inc. who have a ton of investment in bitcoin mining. They got into it just around the time Trump won and announced a bunch of support for crypto last year.

House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 5d

This album is extremely sick! Maybe the heaviest Evil Castle Album ever made?

Kendrick Lemke @kendricklemke.bsky.social · 5d

Early album stream at Invisible Oranges, thank you Colin!

www.invisibleoranges.com/pedestal-for... #metalsky #deathmetalsky #blackmetalsky #deathmetal #blackmetal

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 19d

mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love

mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants

mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff

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House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 8d

That's very fair. Hope she enjoys them!

House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 8d

This is a good one. Very creepy.

House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 8d

What did she end up getting? The people want to know!

House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 8d

Altered Beast!

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 8d

Without saying Sonic, name a Sega Videogame.

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House of 1000 Kevins @kevinzeke.bsky.social · 9d

It would probably be a bad idea, but also yes, is extremely funny.