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chris👾

chris👾

@keurodyne.bsky.social

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chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 24

hi hi, i'm chris n i'm lookin' for moots 😁 (18 & he/him)

things i like..
★ cyberpunk 2077
★ resident evil
⁠☆ silent hill
⁠☆ persona
⁠☆ marvel rivals
★ baldur's gate 3
⁠☆ dead by daylight
★ overwatch

#promosky #promotwt

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Jan 8

but anyways look at Them

#cyberpunk2077 #silverv

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Jan 8

heyyy i kinda forgot i had this 🧍

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topia @procyontopia.bsky.social · Dec 29

Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II poster
I love goji, such a silly little guy

#graphicdesign #poster #posterdesign #art #godzilla

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 29

kerry genuinely hates me bro GET IN THE MIRROR!!!!

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 28

got commissioned by my mom n she's paying in mtn dew

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 27

FUCKTHIS GANE FUCK THIS GAME FYCK THSI GAME FUCK THIS GAME FUCK THIS GAME FUCK THIS GAME FYCK THSI GAME

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 27

I'M NOT CRYING OVER CYBERPUNK AGAIN I'M NOTYTTTTTYTTTT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 27

NEVER FYCKUNG ASKING THE ALDECALDOS FOR HELP AGAIN THIS IS SO SAD N THE WAY SAUL DIED??????? FUCKTHIS GAME!!!!!

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 26

HURRY UPPPPPPPLPPO IT'S BEEN LIKE 30 MINUTESSS

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 25

i didn't get chris but i got johnny silverhand so i guess it's okay

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 22

if chris redfield isn't under the tree i'm leaving n never speaking to my family again

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 25

i do this w every game tho like i genuinely always fuck up a first playthrough if i have to make choices it's so bad... fallout 4, bg3, cyberpunk, almost but luckily didn't on rdr2... icm a horrid gamer

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 25

everyday i find out something else abt cyberpunk n realize Wow i rlly fucked up ny first playthrough

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 25

WHY DID I BELIEVE JOHNNY WHEN HE SAID HE WAS DEAD WHY WOULD I EVER BELIEVE JOHNNY IN ANYTHING HE SAYS WHY DID I JUST LEAVE I LET HIM DIE I FUCKUNG LET TAKEMURA DIE I COULD'VE HELPED HE HE COULDVE LIVED O H MY GOD I HATE THIS GAME I HATE THIS GAME WHY MUST I HAVE SUCH A LSOWR IN MY HEAD??? JOHNNY WHE

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 25

I COULD HACE SAVED TAKEMURA???????????.???...???????????

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 25

college n work has prevented me from pulling all nighters i miss this i'm so happy n i haven't shut the fuck up

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 25

the other night i was sleeping to frogger vids n i really want to stay at your house played for like a second in one of them n my brain is so cyberpunk wired that it woke me up

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 25

I LVOE U HANAMURA I LOVE U TEMPLE OF ANUBIS FUCK U PARIS I LIVE U VOLSKAYA INDUSTRIES I LOVE 2CP I WANT IT BACK

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 25

I FUCKUNG LOVE U OVERWATCH!!!!!!!!!!

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 25

like it just brings back so many good memories for me like being a kid n playing it for hours after school was just the best i fuckung love u overwatch

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 25

could just be bc it's 5am but i,m currently crying bc i miss classic overwatch

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 25

i'm so much more funny on my twtpriv it's so sad

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 25

what i do 😔

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 25

who up silvering their hand

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 24

hell yeah

chris👾 @keurodyne.bsky.social · Dec 24

i need a shirt that just says "pls ask me abt kerry eurodyne" so that i get asked abt kerry eurodyne then i get to talk abt kerry eurodyne bc i wore a shirt telling ppl to ask abt kerry eurodyne n so they get curious n ask abt kerry eurodyne so i then have to tell them abt kerry eurodyne bc they ask