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"do you have games on your phone?"

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bless you

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well now i know loic decides to stay with ysme for the kid (tutu)

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rkgk

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former mayor

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they have an unmatched cuteness factor

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sorry they removed your bladder or whatever

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i straight up feel the earth move under my feet

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i been a little too fatigued to deal with fresh chicken so i made some tacos with frozen chicken and used my energy for the fix-ins, super yummy

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i saw the scariest thing today at the grocery store

captain crunch has been turned.... into a vampyr!

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goin out and doing stuff alone is cool and there's only a tiny slim chance a weird guy will sit in the booth behind you at a restaurant and quietly narrate everything you're doing under his breath including if he thinks you took too big of a bite or your hair looks weird, hypothetically speaking