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Kendra Middleton
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Bro, it’s crazy what vitamin D does for your mental
Homies, what is the best business credit card? I need my taxes to be easier next year 🥴
Oh my god is Rory doing the thing
I’m at the age where if it ain’t dishwasher safe, I don’t want it.
I need someone to talk me out of getting a frog
Low-key spring sucks more than winter because I don’t know what to expect every morning. Am I going to freeze to death or am I going to be feral and sweating by noon?
I had a coworker tell me he was basically a doctor because his grandfather was a doctor 😩
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I have decided I am pro-torpedo bat. MLB pitching is too damn hard to hit, with everyone throwing 101 mph with a sweeper. Besides, there's probably a downside to it that pitchers will figure out how to expose. Torpedo away!
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Five weeks ago, Mary Kate Cornett was a first-year business major dating another Ole Miss student.

Then a spurious claim about her and her boyfriend’s father spread — and was amplified by Pat McAfee, Barstool personalities and others.

http://dlvr.it/TJtKS4
EXACTLY!!! Like what do you mean you are getting your news from some random guy named Collin like it’s the gospel girl 😭
I wish more people talked about how hard it is to teach your parents how to critically think about what is fake news and what is not.
Your April Fools joke isn’t funny, I promise.
I reached out to them on social and got that email and they clearly don’t give a single fuck.
Welp @dunkindonutscoffee.bsky.social fans, don’t pay with a credit card instead of preloading for a few months. They want all of your money sitting in there or they’ll wipe your account after 6 months. Years of points down the drain 🥱. Time to find a local spot to support.
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Haas are running a special cherry blossom livery during the Japanese Grand Prix 🌸🇯🇵

#F1 #JapaneseGP
Sooo my Nespresso kicked the bucket right at the 2 year warranty mark. Anybody have espresso machine suggestions? I am looking for a more affordable alternative 🥲
Ok I’ll shut up that was filthy
Oh my god please just let him stay on the bench 😭
Oh my god I’m gonna throw up
Country roads, take Tennessee home.
I just paid $7 for a loaf of bread. I hate it here.