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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Apr 17

Like the sun

Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Apr 14

Bro, it’s crazy what vitamin D does for your mental

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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Apr 14

Homies, what is the best business credit card? I need my taxes to be easier next year 🥴

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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Apr 13

Oh my god is Rory doing the thing

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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Apr 9

I’m at the age where if it ain’t dishwasher safe, I don’t want it.

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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Apr 6

I need someone to talk me out of getting a frog

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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Apr 2

Low-key spring sucks more than winter because I don’t know what to expect every morning. Am I going to freeze to death or am I going to be feral and sweating by noon?

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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Apr 1

Oh no

Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Apr 1

I had a coworker tell me he was basically a doctor because his grandfather was a doctor 😩

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Chad Finn @chadfinn.bsky.social · Apr 1

I have decided I am pro-torpedo bat. MLB pitching is too damn hard to hit, with everyone throwing 101 mph with a sweeper. Besides, there's probably a downside to it that pitchers will figure out how to expose. Torpedo away!

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The Athletic @theathletic.com · Apr 1

Five weeks ago, Mary Kate Cornett was a first-year business major dating another Ole Miss student.

Then a spurious claim about her and her boyfriend’s father spread — and was amplified by Pat McAfee, Barstool personalities and others.

http://dlvr.it/TJtKS4

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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Apr 1

EXACTLY!!! Like what do you mean you are getting your news from some random guy named Collin like it’s the gospel girl 😭

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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Apr 1

I wish more people talked about how hard it is to teach your parents how to critically think about what is fake news and what is not.

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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Apr 1

I would too

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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Apr 1

Your April Fools joke isn’t funny, I promise.

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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Mar 31

I reached out to them on social and got that email and they clearly don’t give a single fuck.

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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Mar 31

Welp @dunkindonutscoffee.bsky.social fans, don’t pay with a credit card instead of preloading for a few months. They want all of your money sitting in there or they’ll wipe your account after 6 months. Years of points down the drain 🥱. Time to find a local spot to support.

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Formula 1 @f1tv.bsky.social · Mar 31

Haas are running a special cherry blossom livery during the Japanese Grand Prix 🌸🇯🇵

#F1 #JapaneseGP

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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Mar 31

Sooo my Nespresso kicked the bucket right at the 2 year warranty mark. Anybody have espresso machine suggestions? I am looking for a more affordable alternative 🥲

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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Mar 30

Ok I’ll shut up that was filthy

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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Mar 30

Oh my god please just let him stay on the bench 😭

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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Mar 30

Oh my god I’m gonna throw up

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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Mar 30

Can I get a War Damn on main

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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Mar 30

Country roads, take Tennessee home.

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Kendra Middleton @kendramiddleton.bsky.social · Mar 29

I just paid $7 for a loaf of bread. I hate it here.

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