Hmm, how mature. I shall keep such words in mind should I ever receive a parcel with similar contents, even if not from you yourself.

After all... It'd be bad manners not to send something in return.

I've been noticing a few employees indulging themselves in such distracting tomfoolery on a site known as "strawpage".

Now they are trying to convince me that perhaps it'd be a good means to facilitate communications with the public...

...It would appear falsifications are being spread around.

No, the ampoules do not cause you to have Mountain Dew, Monster, nor the very same substance found within glow sticks within your system.

I pity those who are unable to differentiate tall tales with reality...

Hmm. It's been a bit quiet around here lately.

Outside, it would appear people are moving quite sluggish due to the heat.

Luckily we keep the facilities here air conditioned pretty decently. After all, can't let my dear scientists pass out from heat exhaustion.

Joyous. It has been completed.

What a silly creature.

...How interesting.

I thought you had left this mortal plane, Donbaek. Can't say this is a lovely surprise, something I'm sure you would at least agree with.

Became quite curious and decided to look into this "Wcity"- what appears to be an open collaboration of which citizens of the City can make small drawings near various areas of the City.

I am not sure who created the strange looking chicken near our district, but I will admit it gave me a chuckle.

Recently, I got to personally meet with a few new interns brought in to help lessen the burden of our dear hardworking researchers.

It is always interesting to see the comparison- those still green around the ears and those far better adjusted to their roles here.

I would like to remind everyone here that what we do is for the sake of others and such tomfoolery could easily put a life in jeopardy.

As such, disciplinary action will be taken upon those who are not heeding company policy and connecting their devices to official equipment.

It would appear someone has hijacked the intercom inside of the facility.

While we all enjoy a good prank here and there, it would appear this is causing staff to be anything but productive. Between either wearing a pair of earbuds or even outright smashing the speakers...

Dare I ask why even make the attempt?

They exist to serve humanity and humanity only. You have nothing to fear.

It has come to my attention there are those who are attempting to shoot down K Corp's drones using nothing but slingshots and rocks.

To ensure our machinery is not suited for any condition would only display us as incompetent. Such things shall not terminate our equipment that easily.

It is much appreciated. Perhaps you shall be the first in the know when we pursue such a path.

It would be quite interesting to hear your input, seeing as you might have some experience.

Now, now. It is on here we are on an equal field. I am still part of the same City, after all.

Could be considered quite a rarity, seeing as not many other directors are as willing to connect to the rest of the City. Quite a shame.

Quite bold words. You are indeed correct, but revival isn't something entirely off the docket for us to explore.

If you decide to put yourself above the company, that is your own decision.

Cannot say it will benefit you in the long run, but you do you.

In favor of the summer spirit, we are temporarily decreasing the amount of time needed to work from 70 hours to 60 hours.

While I would love to decrease it even further, I believe the true joy is within providing the City with the care it deserves.

Cat has your tongue, I see.

I jest... I shall remain civil as long as you remain equally composed. I believe that to be fair.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Alfonso and current director of K Corp, District 11's loving Wing.

In an attempt to connect with others and spread the word for what we do for the City, I have decided to create an account on social media.

I look forward to our time together.