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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

Just saw someone post that door dash (one of my primary income sources rn) is pushing people to tip <8% and no higher

a drawing of a man with a shaved head and a blue background

ALT: a drawing of a man with a shaved head and a blue background

media.tenor.com

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

As a chronically ill and disabled person who has DD as a primary source of income right now glad to know Door Dash is actively trying to kill me. 😭

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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 1d

Y'all ain't getting free until Black people are getting free. Sorry, tough cookies! It's because you hate seeing us free so bad you're in such a pickle.

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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 1d

It’s only burnout if it comes from the Burnout-sur-Mer region of France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling exhaustion.

Kendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 1d

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

If I set myself on fire, with gasoline, then I will be actively burning and no longer burnt out.

This is a solid plan with no flaws

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

Huh Phan contenting in the year of our lord two thousand, twenty and five.

Idk that I’m gonna watch the video but I desperately hope they call some of yall out for your absolutely psychotic behavior.

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

Pay attention to the iconography used by these people because that’s not a bald eagle. That’s the reichsadler. They know the difference it’s there on purpose

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 1d

Listen up! I believe her bsky is @therealntumba.bsky.social but I’ll also link her Linktree down below which has donation links as well!

linktr.ee/therealntumb...

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry miscommunication here and it’s my fault 😭 I’ve just never in my life seen a Cracker Barrel ad and I’m frankly afraid of them

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 3d

Man, purple revolution guy was REAL quick to start throwing around the N-word the moment he got called out and held accountable. It’s almost like he was a racist piece of shit the whole time.

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 3d

Cracker Barrel advertises 😭

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 3d

What am I kidding atp I’m definitely on a watch list

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 3d

Every time is see some fucking Christian say “but nonviolent protest is the only valid form of protest” I’m just like shall we see what the LORD has to say in the matter and hit them with a Jeremiah 48:10, but I don’t want to end up on a watch list

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 3d

Every time is see some fucking Christian say “but nonviolent protest is the only valid form of protest” I’m just like shall we see what the LORD has to say in the matter and hit them with a Jeremiah 48:10, but I don’t want to end up on a watch list

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 4d

The thought of wearing them make me want to rip off my own arms but hear me out. Very long gloves

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 4d

“More serious talks to come”

This is when they will do what they always do and make outrageous demands and when they are refused they start slaughtering children again. They’ve been doing this for almost 100 years and you think it’s gonna change

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 4d

Im sorry but some of yall never learn. Like yall are celebrating this “ceasefire” too damn quickly.

Not only has Israel already violated the ceasefire they’ve already begun threatening to break it completely.

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 5d

The Arch Angels all take turns screaming at him if his productivity falls or he’s five seconds late for a break or something.

Then they pop back to Heaven and go back to talking shit

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 5d

So annoying I’m about to “um, actually” myself. But yeah ik Jesus didn’t say burn in hell just that they won’t get into heaven. Hell is largely a modern invention.

Maybe when Bezos does he goes to his own purgatory that’s just him working an endless shift at an Amazon warehouse.

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 5d

Pope Leo if he was cool:

*loads shotgun*

WHEN JESUS SAID THE RICH WILL BUR IN HELL HE DIDNT FUCKING STUTTER

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 5d

Pope Leo if he was cool:

*loads shotgun*

WHEN JESUS SAID THE RICH WILL BUR IN HELL HE DIDNT FUCKING STUTTER

✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 5d

Listen I.. I failed to consider that “all Jewish people have autism” would be an antisemitic conspiracy theory going around this year.

Clearly I should have considered

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 5d

No no you don’t understand we have programs now to teach the “poors” to use the orphan crusher so they can get jobs at the orphan crusher instead of protesting the orphan crusher

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 5d

I feel this. I tbh feel safer at night. The darkness holds no fear for me people do. The moon shall bear no ill will toward me it is man I fear.

Night = fewer men

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 5d

I feel like he was supposed to be super conservative and then he pulled the ol’ switcheroo and published the communist manifesto

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 5d

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✨ Kay ✨ @kaythatsenough.bsky.social · 5d

During our investigation here at Blackwater News we spoke to Todd, a member of an order of flagellant monks who worship the corporate pantheon of living gods.

“Whenever I return late from break or miss a deadline I know I must cleanse my soul and make an offering of flesh to the gods”

🎃Spooky Emily🎃 @emmy.baby · 6d

Office Flogger

Picture of a USB hub with all the inputs on their own cables such that it looks like a flogger, on the table next to my key cards

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