Kat Out of Hell
@katriddell.bsky.social
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writer, knitter, cyborg, library wizard, Gentlewoman of Evil. “chaotic but a delight.” “lewd but a gentleman.” cake/coffee life. practice makes better. 🏳️‍🌈🧃✡️ (any pronouns)
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I mostly read romance and horror bc if someone’s guts aren’t being somehow rearranged then I’m really not interested.
JRRT: Clive, no!

Clive: CLIVE YES!!!!
you gotta make sure your bottom’s greased
I have had chipotle (again) and that is probably going to be my last real meal until I get home tomorrow afternoon.
My other favorite thing about Whose Line is “BACKSTREET BOYS”
“Why did you make [something that has a direct and measurable impact on your income that you need to pay your bills] about you??”
Anyway, I had three kid’s granola bars for lunch.
Y’all. The GF box lunch at this conference is a Mediterranean salad with olives (🤢) and balsamic vinaigrette (🤢🤮) and….a regular, non-gf cookie.
Kid in my class carried around a dead animal in his for a few days before someone finally checked it 🤮🤮🤮🤮
That sentence made me wheeze lmao
(Or anyone else, but we all know he’s the one I’m most feral about)
I stg if I ever see anyone creating or using an AI facsimile of Alan Sidney Patrick Rickman it will be ON SIGHT, you don’t get to do that to him
"but wouldn't it be cool if you could replace a character with Alan Rickman"

NO! This constant nostalgia for things that were familiar when you were a child is why AI is the tool of conservatism! Cherish the time you had with the man and grow up! There are new things that you are allowed to try!
Idk I cannot keep up with the youths’ internet trends, I just know s tier is the best
*looking at my sent messages across all platforms* no, I’m definitely a spammer too
Having paid for an inedible salad on their work credit card, the wild librarian retreats to their hotel room to scarf down assorted nuts and dried mango from their snackle boxes.
I’m actually pretty sure my hotel room* is almost as big as my apartment

*yes it’s a “suite” but still
Yes I know this keeps happening to me but Jesus Christ
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCK UP A CAESAR SALAD
My other favorite things about Whose Line is when Colin and Ryan try specifically to make each other break
Every single room in the convention center is bigger than my entire apartment.
I am in the hotel restaurant, sitting next to a very loud 14-top.

I just want a fucking caesar salad.
it’s a good thing you’re cute bc sometimes you’re a real dummy