Kat Out of Hell
@katriddell.bsky.social
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writer, knitter, cyborg, library wizard, Gentlewoman of Evil. “chaotic but a delight.” “lewd but a gentleman.” cake/coffee life. practice makes better. 🏳️‍🌈🧃✡️ (any pronouns)
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I mostly read romance and horror bc if someone’s guts aren’t being somehow rearranged then I’m really not interested.
Accidentally reinventing the computer room
Love what end stage capitalism has done to *spins wheel* a fucking to-do list
This minimalist, paper-based to-do manager can help you focus on completing your important tasks while staying offline. nyti.ms/4h8ijiC
An Ugmonk Analog card standing up in the card holder on a desk beside a keyboard and laptop sitting on a riser.
Me: I am so thankful to be home with my Coleslaw and my own bed, nothing can ruin this for me

Coleslaw: I’m going to lick a giant wet patch into your side of the mattress
I have, once again, wasted a tea bag bc I started brewing it several minutes before remembering that I’ve been away all week and my milk’s gone off.
Me: mashallah we have reached the highway!

Me: *sees all three lanes creeping along at 25mph*

Me: not mashallah!!
I AM HOME I HAVE MY COLESLAW EVERYTHING IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD
Not as baby as your first wedding tho lol
JRRT: Clive, no!

Clive: CLIVE YES!!!!
you gotta make sure your bottom’s greased
I have had chipotle (again) and that is probably going to be my last real meal until I get home tomorrow afternoon.
My other favorite thing about Whose Line is “BACKSTREET BOYS”
“Why did you make [something that has a direct and measurable impact on your income that you need to pay your bills] about you??”
Anyway, I had three kid’s granola bars for lunch.
Y’all. The GF box lunch at this conference is a Mediterranean salad with olives (🤢) and balsamic vinaigrette (🤢🤮) and….a regular, non-gf cookie.
Kid in my class carried around a dead animal in his for a few days before someone finally checked it 🤮🤮🤮🤮
That sentence made me wheeze lmao
(Or anyone else, but we all know he’s the one I’m most feral about)
I stg if I ever see anyone creating or using an AI facsimile of Alan Sidney Patrick Rickman it will be ON SIGHT, you don’t get to do that to him
"but wouldn't it be cool if you could replace a character with Alan Rickman"

NO! This constant nostalgia for things that were familiar when you were a child is why AI is the tool of conservatism! Cherish the time you had with the man and grow up! There are new things that you are allowed to try!
Idk I cannot keep up with the youths’ internet trends, I just know s tier is the best
*looking at my sent messages across all platforms* no, I’m definitely a spammer too
Having paid for an inedible salad on their work credit card, the wild librarian retreats to their hotel room to scarf down assorted nuts and dried mango from their snackle boxes.
I’m actually pretty sure my hotel room* is almost as big as my apartment

*yes it’s a “suite” but still
Yes I know this keeps happening to me but Jesus Christ