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katie

katie

@katefeetie.bsky.social

550 followers 48 following 25 posts

yo yo yo my name is katie and i'm here to say,

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katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · 1h

very weird to have the Dune soundtrack stuck in my head. I’ll be sitting here thinking wow, what a nice little silence and then BWWWWOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGGG

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · 1h

In 4th grade we all had to write a letter to a US governor and the boys all fought over who got Jesse Ventura

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 19h

Posting is a form of therapy for me so you're not allowed to get mad at me for my posts because that impedes my access to health care

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · 3h

I was like “wow, my high school never emails about class reunions” and then I realized something too horrible to say

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · 1d

trump literally destroying the actual white house feels a little too on the nose. like lazy writing. like let's give that another pass maybe

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · 2d

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · 2d

my husband convinced our new grocery store to start carrying Japanese curry roux, this must be how Michelle Obama feels every day

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · 5d

the best thing Ohtani could do right now is quit and become a basketball player. society is ready for a reverse Michael Jordan

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · 6d

a great way to raise your self-esteem is by stopping yourself anytime you have a harsh self-thought and saying “stop thinking those mean thoughts about yourself, you stupid bitch”

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · 6d

yes “pansexual” is different from “bisexual”!! “bisexual” is when you’re attracted to men and women, and “pansexual” is when you lure both men and women into your labyrinth

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · 6d

the plan? be a reliable, hard worker who’s good at my job, so every time there’s a project that’s really difficult or last-minute, they turn to me. I never work on anything easy again and i’m stressed forever. it’s brilliant.

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · 6d

as far as i'm concerned, there are 4 movie ratings:
good, liked it
good, didn't like it
bad, didn't like it
bad, liked it

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · 6d

what's the vibe on copy-pasting my tweets from the other place here? I feel like the mood is "fresh new start" but I also want to "pretend like I am making my few successful jokes for the first time to a new audience"

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · 7d

my OB/GYN texted me “we miss you!” reporting to the police for harassment. I know exactly what you miss you perverts: my vergeen

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · 7d

hi hello I’m here I guess

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · Dec 19

I emailed someone and they got back to me in 3 minutes and I almost started crying. the whole point of emailing is that beautiful window afterwards when you don’t have to do anything until they reply. why would you take that away from me

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · Dec 19

people love to dunk on British food but they’ve achieved an incredible feat by taking fish, one of the worlds most objectively healthy foods, and deep frying it until two bites stop your heart and kill you instantly

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abb-8 @hairboat.bsky.social · Dec 18

if you’re cold, carolyn’s cold @katefeetie.bsky.social

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · Nov 19

you can have your stanley cups and fancy water bottles, and I’ll continue keeping 10-20 of these at a time half-full on every surface of my apartment

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · Nov 19

“this has toxic chemicals” “that will give you cancer” uuuuuugh is there a news source for people who don’t care if they die

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · Nov 19

if there’s one thing I’m gonna do i’m gonna show active listening on the zoom. you need head nods? you need smiles? you need someone to come off mute to laugh at your lil jokey jokes? baby i’m here for you, check my lil rectangle, I love you

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · Nov 16

signing on to zoom with my therapist after yet another week of not following any of her advice

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · Nov 16

people can’t understand “lesser of two evils” during an election but they sure can understand it when they root for mike tyson against jake paul

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · Nov 13

new platform, old reminders:
1. feetie was a nickname based on an inside joke from high school
2. it has nothing to do with feet
3. I do not sell photography that is foot-related
4. I’m a runner, so even if I did sell them, you would not want them. 2 of my toes are dedicated “lost causes”

katie @katefeetie.bsky.social · Nov 13

ever get comments on a political post that are so vile and hateful that you literally move platforms? anyway hi I’m katie