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Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 1h

I’m sure this is satire. “With special supporting act from The Measles” 😂

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Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 1h

Whisky doesn’t mature in the bottle. Open it anytime. 14 years is very smooth.

Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 1h

It’s great classic single malt whisky. Whisky does not mature in the bottle, so the 14 years is 14 years maturing in cask. Once it’s matured in cask and bottled you can open anytime. Avoid AI answers, they’re rubbish here I notice. If he likes whisky open it. It keeps opened too

Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 1h

Jesus New York Times. John Searle died 17th September and his obituary was in The Time (UK) the day after. No wonder I go to The Times for US news now.

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Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 13h

That’s good - that’s what we need to do. A lot of people I know said they weren’t going to vote because… whatever excuse / their personal saviour wasn’t on the ticket. Not voting gets Trump, Vance or whoever is next

Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 14h

So you get what you got. I hope you’re ok with that

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Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 21h

Conscience and the law.

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Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 1d

I wish they would just say “please let the record say, Bondi does not say no”

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Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 1d

I just think of a word is more than 4 letters, it’s too long for Donald. Oil = 3. Coal = 4. Solar = 5 no no no.

Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 1d

“Can I watch” said Donald”
“Let me ask Elon” said Marco
“We will need another chair next to Stephen” said Elon

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Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 1d

Actions have consequences. Illegal actions have legal consequences. Well said

Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 1d

Only someone who only watches Fox News thinks the world respects him

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Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 1d

Oops

Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 1d

It’s genius. Laughing at them shows how beta cosplay bs this really is.

Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 2d

More people should have voted. All of MAGA showed up. This is what happens when people stay away.

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Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 2d

Make everywhere else better, again

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Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 2d

He got a piss prize at least.

Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a police uniform is talking to a man in a black mask in a dark room .

ALT: a man in a police uniform is talking to a man in a black mask in a dark room .

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Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 2d

The Nobble Piss Prize

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 3d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 2d

They spelt “piss” wrong.

Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 2d

For a kid who never had a TV in the house until I was 10, I know all of these. My poor friends must have had me lurking to watch their TV youtu.be/_sbHxhYGROU?...

1970s & 80s Childrens TV shows (Aired) Part 1 of 5

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Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 3d

People are saying Trump’s regime are threatening to release Mike’s Grindr profile of he caves.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 3d

i’ll never get over this

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