Kaitlin Ruiz
@kaitlinruiz.bsky.social
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I have a zest for despair kaitlinruizplease (at) gmail
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"what is your point?" there isn't one, I am simply online
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in those heady moments after Election Day 2020, I shared a cartoon depicting Trump being kicked in the general vicinity of the seat of his presidential trousers, and I got hell from everyone on Facebook. anyway, now those people have run of the place!
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liberals may have one joke, but at least we're awful at planning and follow-through, unlike others
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I feel as though in 2020, the worst of liberal schadenfreude was "haha!! orange man gone!!" but then Trump returned to office and every day since his guys have said things like "here is an Excel sheet to demonstrate the feasibility of executing Democratic lawmakers"
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what did i mean by this
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jeremy bentham has logged on
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for your Saturday: photo update from Nibs and his family! our boy is growing so fast!!!
pale orange kitten looks at the camera, front paws kneading a pair of white sneakers
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I've tried the Biscuit brew! not quite my cuppa, but glad it's still on the shelves. :)
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now look what you've reduced the tea-drinking public to, @yorkshiretea.bsky.social ... we are at a loss ...
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are there any alternatives you would recommend that resemble the real thing at least somewhat? now im just deadly curious to try it
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I wish!!!! it there's a dupe, I'd love to try
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do you hear that, @yorkshiretea.bsky.social??? award-winning AUTHOR Premee Mohamed says: bring back Toast & Jam!!!!
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PLEASE

(One of my publicists a few years ago sent me a box and I was like "Surely this will be terrible" but it was not terrible and I loved it and I was so sad when the box was done)
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ok but i am talking about a different thing
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let me take Elton John to Cracker Barrel
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forgot to take my adhd meds.... you know what that means: all-day headphone loop of "toxic" by britney spears
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Reba, I know u are with me as I butter these grits.......
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"guardian angels are just a story for children" how do you explain Reba
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this is the winning response!!'
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I think Steve Harvey could have killed Hitler
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Miss Marple type murder mystery series but it's Steve Harvey and he mostly goes around being Steve Harvey
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billy naptime
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And Bobo is the (slang) Indonesian word for sleep. 😭
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just remembered this
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they buried Lee Harvey Oswald as William Bobo?!?!