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kaishithead.bsky.social
KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️
@kaishithead.bsky.social
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he/it. freelance journalist. former guncannon pilot on the white base. legal guardian of one kid for work inquiries, send a carrier pigeon or email me at [email protected].
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 5h
‪also for the record ive been contemplating exactly how i want to mutilate the mcqueens when they get here in 5-ish days. trust me when i say this requires alot of brainpower, but itll be worth it once i can finally unleash my vision
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 6h
ive gotta remind myself this shits got nothin to do with me. sit back and observe, shiden, sit back and observe
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 1d
well excuse me for going straight from driving forklifts in relatively chill situations to driving a mobile suit in an entire war
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 1d
yes? it literally says so in my bio
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 1d
oh duh of course. just like how u said this in rx-78-2 gundam
char saying the guncannon pilot is sexy (not a doctored image)
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 1d
bitches know whats up. kachow
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 1d
evidence of... text over an image not reliably proving that the subject of the image is saying the sentence presented?
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 1d
wdym. nothing abt lightning mcqueen is embarassing
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 1d
im an adult. i can do whatever the fuck i want
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 2d
i need a drink. or a smoke. or both
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 2d
what? the fuck? what? what? WHAT?
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 2d
ppl r always asking stupid shit with obvious answers to me like "what do u do for work" and "what did u do during the one year war" and "how did u go from 5'6 at 18 to 6'0 at 22 onwards"
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 2d
journalist power
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 2d
i mean them
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 2d
thats crazy. i bet the kid wasnt even upset abt ending up with two lightning mcqueens. i bet they preferred it actually because they wanted to mutilate and combine them into an unholy double mcqueen hybrid. i bet they never even achieved their dream nearly 2 decades later. i bet it still haunts him
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 2d
u know i think the mcdaniels i took milly to on side 3 was the exact one my mom crashed out over a kids meal toy at now that i think abt it
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 3d
its okay. its fine. there are waffle houses on earth. shell probably like it better fresh anyway
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 3d
I FORGOT TO GET LEFTOVERS FOR MILLY
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 3d
im going HOME man. i guess it was okay to see this place again or whatever. i dont care that much
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 3d
was gonna say im not actually hungry but im supposed to be eating more so yeah.
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 3d
oh my god.
(ART BY @superluminaldot.bsky.social) char aznable and glemy toto sitting at a table at a waffle house while haman karn and garma zabi fight in the parking lot
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 3d
yeah okay whatever
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 3d
ARE THEY TAKING THIS OUTSIDE
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 3d
yeeeaaaaaaahhhh this is more how i pictured this going initially
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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 3d
i am... immediately regretting thinking this
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