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Kái Jài
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 5d
I love when I introduce a Mauby drinking Trini to the glory that is Sweet and Dandy.
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 7d
I can smell myself and I smell good and I remember how y'all manwhores like to buy Dior sauvage (and designer scents) so I went to look at the price on Amazon. No boa. Alladin, Ahkmed and Mohammed, keep making them affordable dupes for me please.

*Throws rupees*
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 7d
I have 13 - 18 years left (God willing) to find a source of passive income. I refuse to work until 65 just to hold my hand out for a measly pension that may not even be still available to me.
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 7d
A woman I do not know told me "I must say, you smell really nice."

Y'all can't talk to me today.
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 11d
This Sean Paul discourse on Twitter is one of the reasons why I don't post/partake in Twitter exchanges anymore. 🗣️ Cause y'all don't have anything better to effing do?!?!?
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 11d
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 goooooood tiiiiiiiimes
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 13d
I still find it hilarious how people think one's views in a tweet from 2016 still hold true and is a gotcha/this you moment?

🗣️ PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO CHANGE THEIR MINDS/VIEWS AND EVOLVE OVER TIME.
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 14d
Natlee and musclekatt really are Bajan icons.
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 14d
Making and posting a video to drag an establishment and ending up getting dragged instead cause the public court decided you, and not the establishment, was in the wrong is high level comedy.

Serves y'all right.
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 14d
Another compliment from a coworker.

"How you smelling nice so?"

I really am I my "trying to find what works, what lasts, and what I like best" cologne era. 🕺🏾
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 14d
Of all employees, why y'all over there effing with these ones?!?! Run them their money. They are essential.
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 15d
Me to my coworker as she initially drives into this spot to be able to reverse and park into a different spot: "You cudda park there. I wudda sit here and act the part". 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🫢🤣🤣
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 15d
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 15d
a young boy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and looking at a book .
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 16d
Y'all are some haters.
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 16d
The second offense is apparently, after baking a ham and putting it in the fridge, deciding to slice off some of the ham, chop it up a bit and curry it is illegal. 🫩
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 16d
I heavily admire different cultures sometimes. I be getting dragged for my lunch at work and it does become a whole conversation.

The first offence is that macaroni pie + boiled sweet potatoes + chicken was an overdo. 😭
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 16d
"the world doesn’t need to know you are on your period, we need to bring back shame"

Are y'all ok when y'all type foolishness and then hit post for the entire internet to see?!?!?
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 16d
$28 USD in Oct 2023 vs $60 USD in Oct 2025?

Please to come down from there. Cause what y'all smoking?
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 16d
Why am I not surprised?
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 17d
TSA and Air Traffic Controllers aren't being paid and/or are being furloughed during the government shut down? Are y'all ok over there?!?!?
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 18d
When I tell people my age and they are shocked because I don't look it, in my mind I'm like "ye. Cause I don't let shit stress me out".
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 18d
I see a July news article that Transport Board was intending to implement tap to pay (I think) as well as being able to track the buses in real time by September. It's October. Somebody update me on that situation.
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 18d
I buss a lil nap after I ate lunch and when I wake up, my coworker ask me what I dream. I said nothing. She said I was snoring. 🙆🏾‍♂️

I ain't shame to be a snorer but to snore at work? Ah gad oye.
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Kái Jài @kaijai.bsky.social · 18d
I don't like my money being in limbo yuh know. When I do an online transfer from one bank to another, I wanna log in to the recipient account and see my money there within an hour.
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