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Kage damagé
@kagedamage.bsky.social
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Hockey, metal, nerd shit, shitty memes, and typos all in one awful place Twitch.tv/kage_damage
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · Mar 21
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 7h
Sample size doesnt matter when its 100%
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 7h
The sharks broadcast just said you may miss DeBoer and I almost did an honest to god spit take
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 7h
Mouth breathers: puck dont lie

Me:
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 8h
WEVE GOT A FULL BLOWN REF SHOW IN DALLAS
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 8h
Fuck you dave jackson, thats targeting
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 8h
I genuinely think it works, so long as ~5% of the time the drop passer rushes instead. Its a much improved version of entry with the man advantage
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 8h
RETWEET
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 8h
Nedjelkovic is perfect for the sharks honestly *cries in Schneider on shit teams*
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 8h
Nedjelkovic is perfect for the sharks honestly *cries in Schneider on shit teams*
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 8h
Theres years of data of slugs dumping it in and they won cups! Why should we delve further into the numbers than that?
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 8h
Hearing Jeff skinner called during vacation sharks game feels surreal and a natural progression at the same time
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 8h
My favorite current genre of old man yells at cloud os hating on the power play drop pass. It works in stagnating the speed of the defending team you idiots,
accept it or perish
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 10h
Ill chip in about tree fiddy
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 12h
Hes going to need to actually convey existential dread, and no matter what ill be seated
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 12h
Im so stoked for the next dune movie mainly because itll force Jason momoa to actually act lololololol
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 13h
5yo: Hes the bad guy right?

Me: youre not wrong buddy
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 15h
I bought the dune Lego set, and the problem is im a man child with children. Showed it to my son who said ooh I love my new Lego. No bud, fuck off, its mine
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 17h
I have done some, let's say character reconnaissance, and there is not a person who isnt related to him, or has something to gain, say anything good about him. So not great
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h
Trump says he's being called "the greatest president of them all. Does that include Washington and Lincoln? Yes it does."
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 1d
Our russian savior, amen
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 1d
a group of men standing next to each other with the words a surprise to be sure but a welcome one .
ALT: a group of men standing next to each other with the words a surprise to be sure but a welcome one .
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 1d
That man doesnt know how time works, hes pure in the moment
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 1d
Trying to explain the rarity of how dumb wood is in a sea of nhl intelligence to the girl im dating.

Average nhler:
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 1d
Burt Marsh is a sick name, hell yeah dude
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 1d
OH FUCK I FORGOT COLUMBUS GOT WOOD LOLOLOLOL
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 1d
I think itll be pretty easy for him to see the light
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 1d
This is officially a Brian Halogen bulb fan account now. Hoping the future os bright
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