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Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Oct 3

Guess ICE has a fitness waver.

Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Oct 2

a cat with a caption that says so true

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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · Sep 24

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

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Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Sep 15

a blue cartoon character with orange eyes and a yellow shirt

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Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Sep 10

a red toy crab with black eyes and a smile on its face

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Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Aug 10

a man is holding an oscar statue in front of a sign that says hollywood

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Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Aug 3

Quivertime 4 life. Nexus blocks are great.

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Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Aug 3

I’m soo ready for some copic paint markers #artsuplies #paintmarker #copic #blick

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Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Jul 29

What's this? I can get it on metal....add to cart.

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Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Jul 26

a blonde woman wearing sunglasses and red lipstick is sitting in a chair .

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Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Jul 26

dooooope

Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Jun 21

yooooooooo that is 🔥

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Julie Dillon @juliedillon.bsky.social · Jun 20

gonna call this one done, I think 🤞

Clouds loom high over a distant lighthouse. A small sailboat passes in the foreground, and above a massive woman towers in the clouds, flanked by two owls. The woman is surrounded with pale drapery that mimics the color and shape of the clouds. She looks down upon the lighthouse and boat.

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Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Jun 19

a man with long hair and a beard wearing a polka dot shirt with the word trendizsst on the bottom

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Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Jun 12

Insomnia please release me and let me be...
This fella came in a dream that woke me right up.
#insomnia #chronicillness #art #newart

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Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Jun 11

a digital parrot has less insight than a IRL parrot. Guy just wants more venture capital crackers to keep the ruse going.

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Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · May 26

*checks fake watch* when is this dextroamphetamine going to kick in? I got daily quests that require a focus score higher than what I currently have.

#adhd #adhdstruggles

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · May 9

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii: “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”

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Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Apr 23

Never thought that "ending wokeism" would mean coming after the W admin.

Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Apr 23

RFK doing brown face for what reason?

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Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Apr 22

More sleeping pill dream zombies
#mtg #mtgtoken #art #newart #zombie #zombieart

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Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Apr 21

Zombie token based on a dream I had. Sleeping pills give me wild dreams.
#zombie #zombieart #mtg #mtgtoken #art #newart

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Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Apr 20

lvl 1 Lich acquired.
#sololeveling #sololevelingmemes

Kaff @kaffinated.bsky.social · Apr 20

For one I am surprised Vance can still cross the threshold of the Vatican. Also I hope Francis took the Popemobile to get some gelato during all of this.

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