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Just Mike
@justmike.bsky.social
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Four score and 7 years ago.... A woodworker and a troublemaker.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · Oct 30
Lincoln bio
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 11h
But what if I need Dick now?
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 13h
Only if it is a federal crime
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 14h
a man in a suit and tie says allegedly while waving
Alt: Stephen Colbert says allegedly while waving
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 14h
You get Bob out of Robert and Bill out of William, but do you know how you get Dick out of Richard? You just have to ask him.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 17h
Yeah!
As we get closer to Halloween, remember: no stoner likes your kid enough to give them their edibles.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 19h
I'm sorry
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 20h
I've seen mine
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 22h
Don't face your fears. Fear your face.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 2d
Down to the wire!
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 2d
It's a no win
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 2d
Please be careful
"BEWARE: As Halloween gets closer, parents need to make sure to LOOK at your child's candy. Some people are giving out what looks like normal candy, but it turns out to be Katl Marx's classic critique of capitalism "Das Kapital" in the original German." It's a picture of a bunch of candy with a copy of th3 book mixed in.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 2d
There may be better options
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 2d
Pick your favorite
Things you can burn for stress relief. Sage Frankincense Marijuana Racists Pedophiles Lavender
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 3d
Yo!
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 3d
Me too. Oh bother
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 3d
Yes. It was so good
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 3d
This is so damn good
Jerk salmon, a salad, and a sweet potato, brussel sprout, and bacon side
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 3d
Thinking of going as Winnie the Pooh for Halloween. I've got a red shirt.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 5d
Unsolicited shtick pic
A picture of the Three Stooges. Moe is in the middle with his pinkies hooked in Larry and Curly's noses.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 5d
I just asked for a 3 finger combo, and now I can't sit down. Because I'm waiting for my food, you perv.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 6d
Rainbows of blood
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 6d
Some days I want to be a unicorn... so I can stab people with my head.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 6d
Remember, we are all in this together. Kind of like a hostage situation.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 7d
Every time
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 7d
Of course
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