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JustJango

@justjango.bsky.social

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Day Job: Foster Coordinator at Pets In Need. Night Job: JustJango on @Twitch www.twitch.tv/justjango Big fan of Star Wars, Fallout, Cats, and too much more to mention here 😅 (He/Him)

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JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 10h

*An enthusiastic Dem Intern walks into Chuck Schumer's office. A glow in her eyes.*

"Wow Mr. Schumer, a bunch of folks came out and voted for Democrats! What a night! Maybe we can--"

*Chuck looks up from his paper, his glasses dangling from the tip of his nose*

"I can fix that."

JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 1d

Have you found yourself asking: What would @gameovergreggy.bsky.social do?

JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 1d

The real question is: do women actually exist? youtu.be/-8O4UWeAglU?...

MST3K - Crow on Women

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JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 1d

How anyone still believes Republicans are the "fiscally responsible" party is beyond me.

There's always money for hate in their budgets.

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JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 3d

Any games coming out between Jan-Summer are probably like "Oh thank Jebus!" while anything for next Fall is like "Oh no Jebus!"

Pure Xbox @purexbox.com · 3d

It's Official, Rockstar Games Has Delayed GTA 6 To November 2026.

It's Official, Rockstar Games Has Delayed GTA 6 To November 2026

"We are sorry for adding additional time"

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JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 4d

He should have just stuck with his "I don't know anything about it, this is the first I'm hearing of it."

JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 5d

"Why Democrats winning is actually Democrats losing." - Ezra Klein

JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 6d

It doesn't matter if YOU, Mr. Mullin, know or don't know the guy. The question is: should the President KNOW who they are pardoning.

JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 12d

RFK Jr when he gets this alert

a man in a yellow jacket has a label on the sleeve that says ' brooks brothers ' on it

Alt: a man in a yellow jacket by a tree licking his lips

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JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 12d

The GOP is just following that famous Jesus quote: "Let thy children not eat of the SNAP, but be filled from thine eyes while gazing on the bounty of Ballroom."

JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 13d

I can't wait for the Christmas Carol remake where Tiny Tim tells Scrooge his Ballroom is complete

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JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 13d

😂😂😂😂 oh now Republicans care about the legality of something.

JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 13d

It's a good article and being potentially able to play PS games via the PC side of it sounds cool to me

JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 15d

BL4 is such a mixed bag. When I find a gun I like, which for a game that boosts to have billions and billions of guns is actually rather rare, it's fun.

When I don't, which seems to be quite often, it's a frustrating challenge. Never had this issue with the other 3 games

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Alt: Captain Picard from Star Trek next generation says "what exactly is going on?"

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JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 17d

Thanks for a fun Fallout day, @bethesdastudios.com! Please give my thanks to all the teams working on Fallout. Can't wait to jump into Burning Springs

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JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 17d

Can't wait to hear all about the sea drugs and land drugs in GTA6

JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 19d

"...charity*"

*Me

JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 22d

#NoKings San Jose

JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 24d

"Jedi midichlorian count now is half what it was during the High Republic era. Our Padawans are 50% the Jedi that Force Sensitive children were... Chewbacca's not having kids!"

JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 25d

Hmm... where's the lighthouse and bird?

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JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · 25d

Holy Moly GIF

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JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · Oct 8

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Alt: a black and white dog with its tongue out .

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JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · Oct 8

"Those pesky Democratic Socialists and their transgender wind turbines!"

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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · Oct 6

Hey! We need hay! Winter is almost here so we need your help to make sure all of our residents are warm and well fed through these harsh months. It is VERY EXPENSIVE but we know we can do it with your help! ❤️ donorbox.org/mmfs-2025-ha...

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JustJango @justjango.bsky.social · Oct 8

"We have so much money. You wouldn't believe the mass amount of money coming in. Massive. Huge numbers. In fact, we have so much we're going to take some, a small amount, and send it to a great guy: Mr. Argentina."